Every time
You think that’s bad, try letting your left foot operate the brake or gas pedal. Actually DON’T try that because... well look at this nailclipper video and imagine there’s a car involved.
This is how thumb wars start..
Also just completely botched masturbation job just now. Can it do anything right?
You blame the hand but never train it like your dominate hand...who's fault is that?
IT IS 2019!!!!! Where the hell are the cybernetic enhanced body parts we were all promised just for this sort of human inadequacy.....and coolness factor. SixMillionDollarManWasaLIE BooSteveAustin
I relate to this share.
Ayy lmao
Ha, righties.
It’s a wee bastard
I'm uncomfortable just looking at that...
Fax.
Someone said TheBabylonBee took all the good onion writers and I say to hell with them
Let's not beat around the bush and say it like it is, left hand right? I'm not racist but 90% of all non-dominant hands are left. Look it up.
I think of this article every time I cut my nails...
Well what did you expect...it was being dominated by the dominant hand, duh!
I'm just about to clip mine. great timing
thanks I hate it
I chew mine and once I had toothache in my upper and lower right, dominant incisors and mandibles and my fingernails looked like hair when your aunt cuts it.
That motherfucker..
Frigging boomers. You can just bite your nails then just file them
One day you should just post normal news and see what happens.
The onion. Always with the save 😂
Bruh I thought this was supposed to be satire.
You shouldn’t label your non-dominant hand a “non-dominant hand”. It will get a complex and become non-dominant. (This is liberal speak) sarcasm
this is the realest shit I have ever seen posted on this entire website
right, this reminded me, I need to clip my nails...
THIS!
WITHNAN ARMY WITH BANNERS...
That hand is THE WORST!
Self disfigurement is a sin punishable by death!! Be aware citizen!!
Right? God made us so crappy!
This is why my fingernails on my right hand look hideously disfigured most of the time
Every time
How gauche.
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