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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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MILWAUKEE—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed five individuals, including himself, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said South Dakota resident Jason Murphy, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

 

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Liberal Democrats are destroying our country!🇺🇸

Canada has mass stabbings like the one in Calgary a few years back. Australia has mass arson murders. Japan had three such in the second half of 2021. China has mass knife murders in schools.

Yet another victory for republicans and the NRA!!!!!

It is the strong bond between Hitler and Ford. The strongest bond we know - the end of humanity

keithlaw Looking from afar it never ceases to amaze that the good old US of A can’t change for the ‘better’. Or more accurately won’t change for the better. You would think there would be a united front, not a left vs right, when you have so many people, including kids, killed. For what?

Um. You are so wrong it’s not even funny. Pathetic.

Eliminate social media, that’s where you start.

Time to roll it out again

Yeah, it's stopping circumcision. Every country that regularly practices circumcision has more violent men since it causes great, constant pain. It also makes it much harder to masturbate, it has no health benefits, is done forcibly on male babies, & causes erectile dysfunction

Um, yeah it's stopping circumcision. Every country that regularly practices circumcision has more violent men since it causes great, constant pain. It also makes it much harder to masturbate, it as no health benefits, is done forcibly on male babies, & causes erectile dysfunction

Circumcision has no health benefits and is done forcibly on male babies. It also causes great, constant pain, loss of feeling in the head of the penis, 4 times more problems with erectile dysfunction, & an eventual 100% chance of getting erectile dysfunction

How many times has run this headline? I die inside a little bit every time.

We are overpopulated

Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Is this the article they use when they want to be smarmy about young middle eastern man killing people in Europe?

What happened to the satirical stories? When did you guys switch to real news?

It’s fucking sad that I learned about this shooting from The Onion and not a major news outlet.

Has anyone shown congress this?

ah.

Always a classic

Ah, the classics.

Dose america actually care though? I want to believe they do

Another mass shooting in the U.S.? Is it Thursday already?

Germany isn't the only country that Muslims mow down pedestrians with vehicles though

The title is 100% correct. Nobody can 100% 'prevent' these things from happening . End, of, story.

Going to keep retweeting this repost until it is no longer a relevant headline.

This has been quite the evergreen article! Thx America!

Did another one actually happen damnit

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