shamooooooooo1 Its no wonder Texans have been freezing over🤷🏾♂️ bunch of pus*sies!
Guess I’m breaking the law.
Yo that would be great then I wouldn't have to call everyone a pussy it would just be there
Are they allowing optional mask messages for dog lovers?
Oh gawd my state is so embarrassing 🤦🏻♀️
jaya_ballard Great way to get even less Republicans to wear them. Cause you know their mouth ain’t never been near a pussy.
Are we serious!!! I really hope this is a joke 😡
httrhao Absolutely hate that the slang for female body part is equated constantly with weakness and derision.
I would step over a thousand maskless bodies in the street to get me one of these!
GeorgeOrwell_US Onion! you already lost the competition to Time and NYT. give up.
You are what you eat
I can make extra cash by stuffing masks in my undies, keeping them there for a day, and selling them. Win/win
Meanwhile in Brazil, they have lifted all mask restrictions and the death rate doubled in two weeks. This is going to clean up the shallow end of the gene pool for sure. 😷
Witness01010100 haha gen plezi ok🙌🏾
🧅 Undefeated
Finally. I've been waiting for this Mr. Cruz! Took you long enough, you promised this last spring!
Spot on
🤣🤣🤣
Not a bad idea.
Because we're still using 'pussy' as a derogatory term and any of y'all are getting any.
Joe Biden described the state of Texas political thinking perfectly as Neanderthal thinking...
TBreassealeDHS thank goodness for the onion.
Better than the no mask mandates. Fuckers
🤮
😂
It’s good enough for my face it’s good enough for my mask!!
now THAT'S comedy 🤣
Wear it proudly!!!
silly texas, dat not where pussy is thats the thrussy 😜
And on your forehead? Cnt maybe!
Don't wear a mask. Die of Covid. Thats your personal choice 🙃
drop the link
The Onion get it's humor back?
I'd rather have pussy on my mouth than the virus in my mouth lol
Ooooh
Let me guess, 'Cancun' was the second choice? 😆
bufetmastermind
I love it when Onion broadcasts something that is just a fraction shy of being totally legit! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Sounds pretty based, ngl.
wakeupangry Women too.
Trump will be delighted! wtf?!! idiots!
You guys still exist? Wow. It must be humiliating to get usurped as the 'net's best satire site by a bunch of Christian 'dummies'. 😺
You can't spell Texas without sex and this is about all they'll get until lockdown can *safely* end.
It's not every day an Onion headline sounds like it could be a Babylon Bee headline.
AutumnCodinha 🤣
J_Fries
LOL.
Lmao
Heads up EmilytheAries1
That is so offensive to those of us who have a pussy
Not to take away from the main paint of this picture but the male model here looks cute. What’s his actual name and picture? 😅
KLV1063 🤦🏻
I guess I am what I eat.
Store link?
Lmao. I mean this honestly wouldn’t be too shocking at this point
NihariFan What if somebody mistaken it for actual pussy and try to put his dick in it,
If only....
👀
bearsaremean
I want one so bad.
I love you guys but your crazy stories are funnier when they seem so extreme, they couldn’t possibly be true. Lately....I dunno....Texas officials trying to kill people then showing they absolutely don’t give a shit about it....
The onion never lets me down...😂😂😂
The worldwide germophobia is truly ridiculous (and quite damaging).
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Lol I’d wear this
Bahaha mannn fuck Texas
🤣🤣
Just gotta let em know what I let on my face besides a mask
So thats where all the power went, no further explanation needed.
LMAO! I'm down with that!
is that so they can eat their word ?
... or LIBERAL
Everybody likes pussy
Here’s where to order:
1053Rock
The use of the word pussy as a negative is offensive, weird, and annoying.
But only until March 9.
Well, that explains it.
The Onion triggering their fans
This should be a real law
Now this is the kind of compromise our democratic institutions need
beltranlryan HAHAHAHA
And when someone walks in without a mask. We yell ' hahahah look at that motherfuckering no pussy having asss'
Does this mean Trump will grabbing my face?
RebbeSMZ I know it’s the onion, but it’s still funny
😂
So, tRump will grab them?
Thanks for keeping satire alive. It's impressive you've all made it through the past four years. Please keep mining our national tragedies for laughs. But not unironically like Republicans.
New York and California Governors have new official Robes.
If you are feeling this, may I suggest this mask from pussyrrriot
Pussys rule!!!
dbrown13 I heard they're putting it on earplugs, safety glasses, hard hats and other protective gear too. And putting 'BIG COCK' on all the guns.
Nice. Also, can we require that they are scented?
Maybe they'll regulate masks now
And if you’re gonna call me pussy make sure you put wet before it .....my way my way or the highway
Yup... and next law Texas Republicans will pass is requiring those that use electricity to have flashing lights spelling out “Pussy” on their windows.
As they should
Finally, the satire is easier to get.
This one is also acceptable:
FACTS
This should be true
Finally, some good legislation
You wanna label me with that? I've said it for years - you are what you eat. Which is why the proud boys were issued masks that said 'ass'.
In Texas real men have truck nutz on their masks.
Sweet pussy would be better.
Too funny!
I'd buy it
Yuck... comic sans
You are what you eat.
i mean it IS texas after all
It's been so long since I've seen this word used in a negative way that I just spent a full minute trying to decode the eating pussy joke I thought was happening here
Compelled speech seems like a Texas thing.
JohnCoachesInc
awayslice Reminds me of this gem
Don't forget the matching hat.
jesus lol
They'll die like men. Facing the virus and looking it right in the eyes. Like men, dammit!
perfect
LoL
you gotta JoeyTheSuperJew
You’re trying to make me like Texas aren’t you?
Infection rates have dropped by 100%.
😂 that’s funny
This, but not ironically
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