New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep

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i need

It's good to know that during these trying times, there are still inanimate objects who care about my well-being. You hear that, Jennifer, you bitch!

Do they make chocolate tea pots too ?

What's an alarm clock?

FINALLY

I grew up in a farm so I used to own an alarm cock instead

I want one. 😂

7_kane4 I can sell you a rock that will do the same thing.

poledour

EleanorMayBaker

I'm glad someone is showing needed sympathy in these troubled times.

Tag your porn

Oh, your clocks can have feelings too? You learn something new about this dimension every day.

stranger010

No its an opinionated Apple product

Needed this this morning

torib_18 oskib_

Told my wife she better learn a kinder, gentler voice to wake me up or else she gets divorced.

And notifies your employer...

So much for all those 'AI will be evil and turn on humanity' alarmists.

The next step...

Every alarm clock is sympathetic, just remove their batteries..

hell yeah

thank god

elilemond 🤨😏

I made one of those! I put my phone on silent by accident

Well, finally!

finally

Awe, I miss the snooze button. It gave me purpose.

Can I get a package deal? One for me, one for my boss.

anyone else notice the time of the tweet and the time on the clock... well played

Need me one of these.

It's just broken.

If it was truly sympathetic, it would fall into the bathtub.

ChrisBuckley_5

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