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New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path

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BEDFORD, MA—In an exciting extension of their product line, the creators of the Roomba-brand self-directed vacuum cleaner have introduced the Yumba, a new household blender capable of mixing a rich, frothy smoothie out of whatever ingredients it sucks up from your floor. “With the Yumba, you can make a banana, floor sweepings, and wheat germ shake; a strawberry-mango-cigarette-butt frappé; or, for a light lunch, a zesty toenail-clipping-cat-hair-dead-skin-and-pineapple smoothie,” product developer Peter Olsen said Monday, demonstrating the new device on a carpet covered in sawdust, garden vegetables, and detritus. “Mmm, you can taste the cobwebs.” When asked if the Yumba could make smoothies out of pennies and melon, Haskins said that it could.

 

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tallizmon ….looks like delicious ingredients!

Don't give Trump any ideas....

Cat Shake. Patent pending. 100% home fed cats! I know this is satire!

Mmmmmm delicious (slurps smoothie of cat hair and pennies)

please make the satan dog into a smoothie

Lemme guess... 'Made in china?'

This might be your worst tweet.

This is disgusting. Of course somebody would invent this during Trump's handling of the pandemic! orangemanbad satire

QuiteBloodyLazy

That is not a smoothie....

benwathen63 🤪🤢

No thanks I don't need Coroomba Virus too

Needs more cat

As my 4 yo says, “Deeelicous!”

get the roomba instant pot model for that cat.

jimeasterhouse looks like Hal has some competition 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dark humour for dark times. 🙏🏻

Well done. I laughed.

Great story from The Onion that I still go back to was about The Westminster Dog Fight.

Omg lol

This can’t be real because there’s no LEGO’s.

This is the kind of ingenuity that made this country great!

They are ready to ship 30 million free units to New York in order to mop up all the coronavirus strands in every NY household. The resulting puree of virus RNA, cat fur, navel hair and dandruff will be released into Long Island sound.

michaelreeves shitty robot idea?

Make this michaelreeves

*insert Jaws music*

I’ve told my that if she wants to come home to dog poop smeared all over the house, then by all means buy a Roomba.

The babylon bee is taking your audience because you cant make fun of anything without hurting the progressives feelings

local hogfarm likes this. mikeroweworks

I have been dreaming of this! mmm mmm mmm

too much banana

alexiedarling

DouglasPynn Sick. 🙊

Remember the OG iRobots that would set the house in fire or get caught in corners...I miss those

Perfect when stuck in the house.

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