Curling a gallon of milk in each hand deserves a dietary supplement to compliment it. Show no weakness as you face your reflection in the bottom of the pan.
CreamySoda2 Absolutely true.
andashd
Havoc06 Ate a cake pan of brownies. Threw up. 10/10 would do again.
I would!
Especially, here, in Colorado...
Hate to tell you this but it's actually closer to 100% FakeNews
Normal or pot?
That percentage seems low
Only if it had frosting on them.
I thought the onion only did satire
I have done that before
IAmThe80Percent
Give me those crispy corners
I thought the onion was supposed to be false🤔
The Onion couldn't afford baking real brownies on a table of a stranger's house, so they photoshopped it instead
Most truth in news I've heard all year OnionForPresident2020
drewmagary melodic_failure
81%*
Can confirm
Come on get in touch. Another MSM fairytale 🙄
KanKanDances ko_cloverava
BumpinUtleys Coincidence much?
Every chance I get! 😄
Not only Americans
This is the news I come here for.
Thought the Onion was supposed to be fake articles?
Side effect
drewmagary Hold my Milk.
cookspeaktom I would 100% be in that 80%
Brownies don't actually taste that good...?
😋😋😋
Always leave one.
Finally, good news for once.
80%... 80%?! ..What about the other brownie-hating 20%, huh?! Shame on them!
MeganCrush
idk Are they cake-like or chewy?
I would
No question.
80% of statistics are false
And then sit back talkin' about, 'Damn.....I wish I had another pan of those.'
Bitch, I’m cooking brownies right now.
A a Republican Vulture capitalist an immigrant and Maga voter sit down with a pan of 9 brownies Republican vulture takes 8 brownies .....then hands the immigrant and Maga voter half a brownie. When the immigrant isn’t listening the Vulture steals Magas and blames the immigrant
I would
Put some cream cheese frosting on those and then we can talk.
Legal weed has caused number to rise
D_Nates lyssalou412
Yup
give me 2
Did we leave out something...
Why bother slicing that? Just add some ice-cream, chocolate sauce and some whipped cream!
I would to. It bit me
An oldie but a goodie.
I feel seen
Yessssss ........ just yes. Both with ....... and without a gallon of ICE COLD WHOLE MILK
20% of people would just walk away.
No news there.
Alyciajoybadger
Brownies are boring
And why not? DEFEAT ALL BROWNIES FOR GREAT JUSTICE
I wonder how this translates to pro-weed demographics 🤔
Incredible timing
same but 2 hours later is always an issue
This is the loudest I have laughed all day . Oh I needed that 😄
✋🏻
Only 80
Only 80%?
Would. Did....😋
Not just Americans, c'mon!
this is the one time i've seen a satirical article and 100% agree with it.
Only 80%?
I thought Americans liked brownies
Too true
This is the only funny shit on Twitter
Even better if he delivers them
This is accurate for Brits too.
Yessir
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