New Mustache Alert!

Our favorite Harry Styles facial hair has returned.

8/2/2021 9:37:00 PM

Apparently, going to Italy really makes Harry Styles want to sport some upper lip hair

Our favorite Harry Styles facial hair has returned.

Courtesy of TikTok, we now know that Harry has recently returned to Los Angeles after he and girlfriend Olivia Wilde took a trip to Italy to dance and kiss on a yacht. Based on photos from “Page Six,” the renaissance of the mustache appears to have begun while they were still in Porto Ercole. Apparently, going to Italy really makes Harry want to sport some upper lip hair, because the last time he had a mustache of this proportion, he was also in Italy.

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Now, let us begin today’s Mustache Holiday with a song. That song is “Danger” by Mystikal, as it is the audio for the sole video we have of Harry’s mustache.An admirable ’stache, no? Also, is that a little claw hair clip, I spy? Do you think … he has even tinier hair clips … for the mustache?? The mind wanders …

Perhaps this new mustache is not yet quite as impressive as his previous mustache. (I believe that every mustache has its own merit, but we are all entitled to our own mustache theology.) Here is last year’s quarantine mustache for context and/or size comparison:

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