New Jayson Tatum Free Throw Ritual Involves Blinking ‘Help Us’ In Morse Code
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Macron says aid to blast-stricken Lebanon will not go to 'corrupt hands'
French President Emmanuel Macron on Thursday promised aid to Lebanon but reassured angry citizens reeling from a blast that killed 145 people that no blank cheques will be given to its leaders unless they enact reforms and end rife corruption.
We don't have telegraphs. Write it on your headband. *blink* *blink*. With what? Jayson Tatum shoots the most 🔥🔥🔥 free throws.
After 99 Coronavirus-Free Days, Vietnam Battles a New OutbreakNearly three dozen recently-detected cases of coronavirus in Vietnam have stirred fears about the potential size and source of the outbreak in the country where the pathogen was believed to have been eliminated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hence open it up. Virus is here to stay. China has the same circumstance. China has enjoyed a lot of days when no more cases are emerging. But recently the condition is going to be reversed and people go back to where they were when there were a lot of cases emerging every day during the first quarter of 2020.
Domino's New Zealand stops giving free pizzas to 'Karens' after backlashDomino's in New Zealand has pulled a promotion offering free pizzas for 'great' people named Karen following a backlash I’d like to speak to your manager, please. Karen is a racial slur. Lol Karens get offended at being made fun of for being a Karen and thus be a Karen and demand Domino’s stops making fun of Karens.
Jill Duggar's 3-Year-Old Son's New 'Tattoo' Is on Display in New PicsLooks like Jill Duggar's son might be just as big a rebel as his mom.
Ashley Graham Embraces Her Stretch Marks In Gorgeous Photos: 'New Body, New Mindset''There’s always a question of, 'What do you want us to retouch, and what do you want us to take out?' And I said, 'Nothing,'' Graham told People magazine. Luv the bush
Ashley Graham Embraces Her Stretch Marks In Gorgeous Photos: 'New Body, New Mindset''There’s always a question of, 'What do you want us to retouch, and what do you want us to take out?' And I said, 'Nothing,'' Graham told People magazine. Officially could not care less. 'I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretchmarks' Your husband hit the lottery with you
Coastal flooding puts 20% of global economy at risk by 2100, new report findsBy the year 2100, coastal flooding could impact as much as 20% of global GDP, a new study finds. Yeah, we’re not making it to 2100. Anybody reading this nonsense will be dead long before then anyway you muppets Commmnistcast