If true it would be made her cooler.
jjjinvesting She’s claiming she’s not pissed?😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏼
You go girl!
Time for AMERICAN CITIZENS to rise up. OPEN UP YOUR BUSINESS. Restaurants open to 100% capacity. SCHOOLS open your doors or forfeit future tax money. DEMAND mail in ballot verification. WE THE PEOPLE RUN THIS COUNTRY! HAVE WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, GRADUATIONS! They can't arrest US.
amy_carruthers this has me cackling bitch 🙏🏻😂😂
Hell yeah, I bet she’ll wear the leather jacket and kick assholes in the ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🏐🎾🏉🎱
😂😂 thanks I needed a giggle before bed
I would have to be drunk to vote for her.
Gentlemanreptar
😃😃😃😃😃
This is almost a TheBabylonBee headline
That’s what she said ......
Yeah for her...tell them where they can stuff it!
Atta girl!! 😁
I wanna watch a trump conference with Nancy where we do shots every time he says disgrace or rigged.
Is this even fake, SpeakerPelosi? Totally sounds like something she'd say :)
“Madame speaker, are you intoxicated right now?”
Totally believable bc she, like all Democrat women, can swear like a sailor.
Yeah, we know it!!! You can't slow down a live press conference.😂
Exactly lmao. Have a toast!!
Because she would f**king own it. This isn't much of a stretch. Love for always walking the razor's edge of plausibility.
🤣🤣🤣nailed it
Yeah we know it, well it could be 💊 pills instead or it’s both. You really shouldn’t leave the house like that 🤷♀️
would pay excellent cash to be drunk with nancy
Did they just use footage of Judge Pirro or was it actually edited?
And she’ll still be more competent than the WH jackass
I actually want to see her drunk.
I'll bet you we wouldn't know when she was drunk is an awesome lady that was very funny though.
'I'm a lifelong Catholic and I only drink at Mass and trust me you don't want to see me at Mass.'
“When I get plastered, I’m a mean-ass drunk, so until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthy’s dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing I’ve been sober as a goddamn judge.”
OMG, I'm dying here!
I'll believe Nancy is drunk when susanorlean tells me so
Ha.
oh damn right I will
pacific_titan SpeakerPelosi Dolphins can confirm. Nancy drinks like a fish when Congress isn’t in session. When she is at work, it is all work, and she’s fin-tastic.
rhUSMC SpeakerPelosi Thought she didn’t drink if I am not mistaken that’s what her daughter said
rhUSMC SpeakerPelosi Oh please,can’t make that up
JenAshleyWright SpeakerPelosi She is on DOPE
MichelleyM SpeakerPelosi If only Nancy wasn't a non-drinker, this story would be so real.
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jasonpuckett SpeakerPelosi Except for the fact that everyone who’s debunking this doesn’t show them side to side. Here you go jasonpuckett. Surprised you didn’t actually research this, considering your a financial market analyst.
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ProudDad65 SpeakerPelosi Ha!
SpeakerPelosi Lush
SpeakerPelosi She may not have been drunk. It is either dementia, old age, Alzheimer's or substance abuse. Profusely sweating, slurred and incoherent speech and tremors. Imagining Trump yelled. Witnesses say he did not. The lady needs medical help asap
SpeakerPelosi making fun of democrats is a threat to democracy.
SpeakerPelosi Trump is the full employment act for writers.
SpeakerPelosi Nancy should hire her next speech writer from The Onion.
SpeakerPelosi George Bush may have to move over as worst public speaker
deanbc1 SpeakerPelosi Pelosi Drunk ass bought& payed for,Needs to Step down Resign.
AynLarguita SpeakerPelosi She just has dementia, nothing serious folks, move along.
SpeakerPelosi Oh she was drunk. We know it.
_MariaRemarque SpeakerPelosi The Onion...
JenAshleyWright SpeakerPelosi Glad I don't follow The Onion
drewharwell SpeakerPelosi I thought she said she doesn’t touch alcohol.. pls Wow— dems all bent over this one video.. it’s the same everyday— every speech is incoherent and just another reminder that they have accomplished nothing— month after month.. sucking our tax money and betraying the people.
SpeakerPelosi Nancy Pelosi is the mother republican a**holes never had.
SpeakerPelosi This made my day! 😂
SpeakerPelosi Honestly describing SpeakerPelosi as drunk is kind. I’ve watched her 4 years & always thought she was on heavy meds or losing her mind due to age. She is incoherent, has crazy eye movements, hand motions coming out of nowhere that don’t match speech, constantly losing her spot.
SpeakerPelosi Just a mess
SpeakerPelosi Slander and deformation
ElizabethRBess SpeakerPelosi Let’s take a shot every time he does something dictator like ... 1 day later ..(Kevin 1984-2019)
ElizabethRBess SpeakerPelosi Damn! Did she really drop an f bomb
SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂
prokaski SpeakerPelosi She can't can't say something that make.sense when she is sober already, don't need to get drunk...
SpeakerPelosi Nancy's issues aren't new or unknown. It's been going on for years.
jenniferm_q SpeakerPelosi She always looks drunk to me.
SpeakerPelosi You Betcha!!!!!!!
SpeakerPelosi She’s the best. There’s no better foil for the Goon-in-Chief than Pelosi.
SpeakerPelosi Those supporting and retweeting that malicious video about Madam Speaker are vile liars and have no truth in them. That includes the Twitter platform that allows the video to remain up. 🤬
LaraPatriotDeb SpeakerPelosi Note: Edited...not 'doctored' footage.
SpeakerPelosi Madam Speaker Pelosi doesn’t even drink!
SpeakerPelosi It's not fake
jtrowbrid SpeakerPelosi You're right, Nancy! You don't need to be drunk to act intoxicated! It is a natural state for you! I am a Dem who's down on Pelosi and Ocasio! So, sue me!
SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻I am willing to bet this satire is not too far from what she is capable of 😂😂😂
SpeakerPelosi Yay!
SpeakerPelosi Please respond like this, SpeakerPelosi ⚡️🔥
SpeakerPelosi The ADDL (Anti Drunk Defamation League) released a memo from their tavern. 'We protest this travesty in the Strongest terms'. ADDL Drunken lawyer Johnny Schlitz, protest comparisons of this Bat Shit Crazy Broad to drunks. A drunken protest will occur after 5 o'clock. Somewhere.
SpeakerPelosi 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
SpeakerPelosi
ANNELAMOTT SpeakerPelosi You are great ... get this horrid president out his office! He doesn’t know what he is doing and our country is in trouble! There was Nixon and he was bad enough, but Trump could be worse! We can’t let this happen again!👎🏿
SpeakerPelosi You tell'em sista
SpeakerPelosi He couldn't shine her high heels. Ever.
drewharwell SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Funny and true!!!!
SpeakerPelosi Not. Funny. 😑
SpeakerPelosi Go Nancy go go Nancy!
SpeakerPelosi Dementia
SpeakerPelosi I lolled
SpeakerPelosi Why do Nancy’s close friends call her the Exorcist? ....because when she is around all the Spirits disappear.
SpeakerPelosi OMG YES 😂
SpeakerPelosi She doesn't drink at all, so she would get smashed on 2 martini's. Glad she stays away from that because we need her for a time such as this.
SpeakerPelosi Ooo! Now she’s an angry drunk.
SpeakerPelosi 🤣😂🤣
SpeakerPelosi I friggen love her. I would pay to see her hold a broken beer bottle to McCarthey’s neck.
SpeakerPelosi Cheers SpeakerPelosi! (P.S. I quit drinking wine 6 months ago; didn't think I could do it as long as the 🍊Ass🕳️ was in the WH, but my BIG FU🖕to him & his enablers is that I REFUSE to let them turn me into an active alcoholic ODAAT ✌️🌊💙🖖)
donie SpeakerPelosi “malfeasance and cover-ups”— DEMOCRATS own those activities!!
SpeakerPelosi LMAO!!!
SpeakerPelosi So now the Onion, which used to be satire, has a better accuracy record than Fox News.
SpeakerPelosi And I love trump's response 'she started it'......
donie SpeakerPelosi Will we? CorruptDems hide everything but their contempt for POTUS
PolitiBunny SpeakerPelosi Yesh!
SpeakerPelosi
brianbeutler SpeakerPelosi When can we get a doctored video where Trump sounds like he has a vocabulary beyond 3rd grade, speaks on behalf of the country instead oh his id and isn’t snorting tons of adderall?
SpeakerPelosi 😂
SpeakerPelosi Nothing but respect for MY Speaker of the House!
SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
cottonmanifesto SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi She probably isn’t drunk it’s her degenerative disease that is a concern. Edited footage did make her arms fly around nor her looking on each side for words along with behind her!! She gets too flustered when upset at the president. Her memory is horrible. Let’s pray for her 🙏
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SpeakerPelosi Always thought she was .. Or on some good drugs! Clearly has list some brain cells.. Think President Trump is on to something. We all should be concerned!
SpeakerPelosi Assmodeusss
PolitiBunny SpeakerPelosi You just removed any excuses you have for your hateful words,comments, and bizarre attitude towards our POTUS and those of us who voted D. J. Trump into office. You’re a sad excuse for a leader of this great nation. Your party’s a sad example of people in this great nation.👍🏻🇺🇸
SpeakerPelosi Me thinks the lady does protest to much.
SpeakerPelosi I wish this was real!
PolitiBunny SpeakerPelosi That's every day she is a sloppy drunk that has done nothing just look at her district shit all over the place time for the nursing home Nancy you lush
SpeakerPelosi I really wish this was true. Too funny.
SpeakerPelosi Lol
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi She said over some Rye whiskey in a jaro, I'll rip my prosthetic leg off and personally beat that paper hanging SOB in the White House!
SpeakerPelosi 🤣🤣🤣
SpeakerPelosi She’s only drunk on days that end with a “Y”
SpeakerPelosi Peak Onion.
TheFreedomFan SpeakerPelosi Looks like Trump is getting under her skin.
SpeakerPelosi 😆😆😆
SpeakerPelosi Funny AF.
SedLily SpeakerPelosi She's got that man losing his mind
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Lmao!
SpeakerPelosi Damn, This is so funny! I don't know how you come up with stuff that's more crazy than living in the absurdity of the Trashy Reality TV Presidency. Ps. We ❤ you, Nancy.
LaniKaiDuck SpeakerPelosi Boom
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Just here to see who eats the onion
SpeakerPelosi This is good normie outreach
HoodlumRIP SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi LOVE LOVE LOVE her. She the most real 'thang' to hit America in recent history. I hope she runs with Bernie. Or Vice Versa.
SpeakerPelosi Damn straight!💃🏻
SpeakerPelosi If only
SpeakerPelosi Forget the booze: Nancy Pelosi is guilty of being old on the job. Not only does a person of 79 walk like an inebriated 20 year old, they have same reflex/reaction times, too.
SpeakerPelosi Good one Onion.
SpeakerPelosi I wish this was her actual reaction tbh
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi can fix any Trumpsters BS!😂😂
SpeakerPelosi WaPo and HuffPo are on your tail. Glad you stepped up your game.
SpeakerPelosi Damn straight😂😂😂😂
drewharwell SpeakerPelosi It's so bad, it's not civilized at all
SpeakerPelosi Well played, 🎯
SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂😂
SpeakerPelosi Cheers 🍻 to that
PostOrwellian SpeakerPelosi 😂
SpeakerPelosi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SpeakerPelosi I love Speaker Pelosi. She leads very well
SpeakerPelosi Unlike trump who sniffles like he's on cocaine
SpeakerPelosi Okay! The week has officially ended now.
SpeakerPelosi Nancy wasn’t drunk... it was dementia
SpeakerPelosi
EsotericCD SpeakerPelosi Or just never be sober, that way your coworkers and boss can't tell if you're day drinking.
SpeakerPelosi BREAKING: LowBarr has announced that CIA Very Secret Agent BarrbaraCheetoski will oversee the probe of the intelligence community's treasonous hindering of the PUTINtrump2016 campaign.
SpeakerPelosi Alright!
DemFromCT SpeakerPelosi I really want her to come to the podium with a glass of Chardonnay next briefing.
SpeakerPelosi No. Bad onion. Don't try this again.
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SpeakerPelosi Ahahahhaa
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi
JustAskLizz SpeakerPelosi The lady does not drink.
SpeakerPelosi ❤️ queen!
SpeakerPelosi Hope she’s pissed enough to launch ImpeachmentInquirynow if not, this is worthless commentary. 🙄
newmo99 SpeakerPelosi I’d high key love it if she really said this. 😂😂
SpeakerPelosi 🍻
SpeakerPelosi She's an Italian grandma and she could drink all of you under the table.
SpeakerPelosi ❤️❤️❤️
SpeakerPelosi Hahaha
JayandChrissy2 SpeakerPelosi Omg this is hysterical 😂😂
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi SpeakerPelosi Welcome Madam Speaker to the GOP playpen where ther're all off their rockers. 🤣
SpeakerPelosi When she blabbers on using her hands and arms like a broken robot, she’s hammered!
kingfish7418 SpeakerPelosi My personal motto right there.
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Cheers onion 🍷
SpeakerPelosi Like a BOSS!
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Yes!
SpeakerPelosi Soooo does this mean she has obviously spent her money on a face enhancement ( which isn’t enhancing) her face looks wide awake while her brain is on drunk mode ☹️sooo sad 😔
SpeakerPelosi Omfg how do you keep doing this day after day
AlanTudyk SpeakerPelosi Still have to check for the Onion logo on these stories...
SpeakerPelosi Someone in Congress did those things.
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi She needs a couple of stiff drinks before dealing with the needles, pee and human feces in the streets of San Francisco! Or the possibility of a major health crisis in Los Angles and the State of CA! HouseGOP HouseDemocrats SenateDems SenateGOP
SpeakerPelosi Well there's no doubt she's not well. You can look at videos just 2 yrs ago. Her family should suggest she retire gracefully and not be remembered for what we're watching
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi Bryan_Infiniti sregora_ one of the funniest ones I’ve seen in a while. The article is solid, too.
SpeakerPelosi Slurring Nancy SlurringNancy
SpeakerPelosi she's a real class act isn't she, a real class act horse's a$$
SpeakerPelosi Well played, Onion, well played!
SpeakerPelosi I would be willing to wager Nancy could drink us all under the table, not slur a word and still act like a lady and out class Trump any day of the week...
SpeakerPelosi Is she always drunk! I believe they know it.
SpeakerPelosi bClickClack
SpeakerPelosi Unlike Gaetz and Giuliani, Pelosi can hold her liquor.
HoarseWisperer SpeakerPelosi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
robneyer SpeakerPelosi Which is a switch from Trump, who doesn't drink but talks like he's hammered.
SpeakerPelosi I wonder which version is more fun.
SpeakerPelosi She’s a drunk ..we ALL know 😉
SpeakerPelosi Ugh, what a skeleton lady lol
SpeakerPelosi Damn straight.
SpeakerPelosi Nancy, move over the retire. Let Crazy Maxine give it a try.........
SpeakerPelosi We've got to get back to some semblance of sanity. 🙏
SpeakerPelosi I used to think that Trumped was the inspiration.....but I'm starting to see a lot of Pelosi ......
SpeakerPelosi Sure sure. But its anybodies quess if sinility has kicked in.
pdmcleod SpeakerPelosi The Onion is on fire lately!! Comedy gold! 😂 🔥
HoarseWisperer SpeakerPelosi This almost isn't satire 🤣
SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂😂😂
SpeakerPelosi Just like my uncle, Walter Senior.
pdmcleod SpeakerPelosi 🤣🥂to the👑
pnwrunnerlass SpeakerPelosi Lmao what a beast
SpeakerPelosi I don't think we will see much of a difference.
SpeakerPelosi A fake Pelosi video gets more coverage than a real Trump video.
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi We stan a legend.
SpeakerPelosi 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂
SpeakerPelosi What if everyone in Washington is completely wasted 24/7. It would explain A LOT.
SpeakerPelosi ohh, well i guess the rest of the time it is the cocaine talking. Only other possible explanation for the amount of pure stupid that dribbles out her mouth. SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi She's the kind of drinker who, once she see's that your totally trashed, suddenly stands up looking stone cold sober - takes another shot, and cartwheels out the door while whistling Wu Tang.
SpeakerPelosi If you thought the patronizing clap to Trump was bad, wait til you see buzzed Nancy!
SpeakerPelosi Even Biden knows that you need Pelosi for the party to be good. When she's blitzed that top comes right off!
SpeakerPelosi Isn’t that all the time?
SpeakerPelosi oh damn, I wish she'd really said that!
SpeakerPelosi Its all that plastic surgery.
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi I’ll drink to that.
SpeakerPelosi Gotta love The Onion benshapiro
SpeakerPelosi Drunk she’s like McConnell. Wasted she’s like Trump. Passed out she’s like Reagan.
SpeakerPelosi why are you guys coming for Pelosi ?
SpeakerPelosi DAMN STRAIGHT
SpeakerPelosi This is Boomer bait
SpeakerPelosi YASSSSS That energy right dere
SpeakerPelosi
SpeakerPelosi 😂💀
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