Monaco Teen Doesn’t Want To Fall Into Townie Life Of Being Billionaire Race-Car-Driving Playboy
MONACO—Saying he feels destined for something different than his Lamborghini-driving, Dom Pérignon–guzzling peers, 17-year-old Jean-François Cambora told reporters Tuesday he doesn’t want to be a Monaco townie forever, stuck in the European city-state living the all-too-common life of a cosmopolitan playboy.
A defiant Cambora said he refused to accept the fate so readily embraced by his family members, most of whom never venture beyond the same 15-block radius and are content to pass their time playing jai alai, dining on rare caviar flown in nightly from all corners of the globe, and competing in Grand Prix qualifying sessions.
According to Cambora, nothing could be worse than a life of pure leisure spent hanging out with a bunch of lame Monégasques at exclusive VIP parties where the only topics of conversation are private islands, thoroughbred racehorse pedigrees, lucrative investments in the diamond-mining industry, and which friends are launching new fashion lines next season.
The teenager told reporters he understands how easy it is for people to grow comfortable in an extravagant pleasure dome in which their every desire is catered to, they don’t have to pay income taxes, and they can literally speed through the streets in race cars outfitted with diamond-encrusted steering wheels, but he said that was all the more reason for a young man to get out while he still can.
“I can’t wait to get away from all this,” he continued. “Right now my plan is to move into a sprawling old manse down in Cannes or maybe Saint-Tropez, just to see what else life has to offer, you know?”Read more: The Onion
It sucks up there in that gilded cage? Same *starts a Gofundme campaign to help him* He should form a band and really find himself first. “I want to RUN my OWN convenience store!!” He sobbed.... Chuck Leclerc shifts nervously in seat send him over. we'll eat ramen and watch seinfeld and his world will open up.
Charles_Leclerc Satire and Motorsport meet!! My worlds right now: Thoughts and prayers for his brave struggle against being lazily stereotyped.
16-year-old student charged as an adult in deadly school shootingA 16-year-old charged in last week's Colorado school shooting that left one student dead and others injured will be tried as an adult, prosecutors say. GunControlNow So. Why do we have juvenile systems if we’re trying kids as adults? 🤔🤔
Charles_Leclerc That's beneath him Praying four Him The people in Monaco sure have it rough BRAVE boy...... Y’all know, this is not a parody Natedogisdeadlo plz try to escape good for him. he should jump Cute ✔️ Townies suck
Teen charged as adult in shooting that left ex-girlfriend dead and her mother woundedA 15-year-old Wisconsin teen who allegedly killed his ex-girlfriend and then shot and wounded her mother has been charged as an adult. godresthersoul And the adult who left a gun where this boy could access it? Sounds about black to me
'Los Altos Teen' Why cant i be a bum and a Playboy
Your Phone Is Dead — Can You Dial Your Mom's Number From Memory?The ultimate teen adventure! Moms has changed a few time but dads has been the same since I was 11. Sync your contacts with Google and you've no problems, other than them having even more information on you I could if she moved back to the house we lived in 25 years ago....
If You Can Recognize 6/10 Of These Bands, You're Definitely A MillennialIf You Can't Recognize 6/10 Of These Bands, You're Not A Millennial Easy So I didn’t even try because I only recognized Fall Out Boy out of all of them. I was born in 1984. Do I win or lose? 10/10 and I am equally embarrassed and proud
Family of L.A. teen fatally shot by sheriff's deputy to receive $3.75 million in settlement'Fearing for his life,' an officer fired at the 16-year-old 13 times, a county summary said. I bet they’d rather have their son. So, he failed to listen to orders from the police and made a potentially violent move? Why are they getting a dime? They even said he had a gun to start with. This is ridiculous. A 3.75 Million Dollar Settlement Is Not Enough Money For That Family For Their Own Son. You Can't Put A Price On Human Life But This Just Goes To Show You That Black Lives Really Don't Matter To The Racist White Trigger Happy Society That We Americans Live In single Everyday!!!!
Maryland teen found dead in creek; 3 charged with murderRIVERDALE, Md. (AP) — A missing Maryland teen has been found dead in a Riverdale creek, where authorities say she was beaten with a baseball bat and stabbed with a machete by teens involved with MS-13. Are these those 'babies in cages' we keep hearing about? Kacy10000 Dreamers......prolli sick but all three of them down... Dont want to risk them having a chance to reproduce
Prosecutor: Pregnant teen killed while being shown photosCHICAGO (AP) — A pregnant Chicago teen who was killed and whose baby was cut from her womb was strangled while being shown a photo album of the late son and brother of her attackers, a prosecutor... Despicable I will pray for this slain woman and her family. This is horrific. I feel sick to my stomach
Prosecutor: Pregnant teen killed while being shown photosCHICAGO (AP) — A pregnant Chicago teen who was killed and whose baby was cut from her womb was strangled while being shown a photo album of the late son and brother of her attackers, a prosecutor said Friday in urging a judge to keep the defendants locked up. those two that did this are evil.. Hope chicago has the death penalty because they both deserve it.. Any thing less and the justice syst3 failed its job
Jeff Bezos praises his dad’s ‘grit and determination’ in immigrating to America as a teenMike Bezos emigrated from Castro’s Cuba at 16 without knowing any English. Amazing. Imagine if he never came..no amazon? This is the ONLY GOOD thing I like in Jeff Bezos 'GRATITUDE'. It is hard to find this virtue in kids today. Isn’t Bezos a Greek surname ?
Malaysian teen believed to have jumped to death after Instagram pollMalaysian police are investigating the case of a teen believed to have jumped to her death after asking her social media followers to vote on whether she should kill herself. Let me guess y'all need more control of the web right.... Either way this place is finished With some followers like that, she didn’t needs any enemies. You should know it's suicide is stupid in the first place but what about these people voting seems to be America's f***** up is there no place to get help we've there should be a phone number you know one eight hundred five five five help
Thousands honor teen who died trying to stop Colorado school shootingNearly 2,000 people turned out for a memorial service to honor the Colorado teenager who was killed while charging one of the two gunmen who opened fire inside a high school. So sad. GunControlNow RIP YOUNG NAN! I was in South Carolina when Dylan Roof murdered innocent people in a church. Sure, candlelight vigils make everyone feel better about themselves. But, a few weeks later, everything was back to normal. 8 barber shops in Historical Downtown Charleston denied me service.