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Eagles' Jason Kelce Celebrity Bartending At Ocean Drive In Sea Isle To Raise Money For Eagles Autism Foundation
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Hell yeah! whoops too dark Karen, is that you? Tell your mom my DM is open. When you got it, you flaunt it 😃
Astros rookie gets first career home run, and fan gets sweet deal out of it, tooJJ Matijevic said he was going to give Rylan Freeman a signed bat for his great catch, but the 16-year-old had some other negotiation tactics in mind. What a sucker ! He should kept it n told Astros to shove it ! You stole my photo needs a new social media dept
Philips Hue gets a new Tap dial switch, customizable track lighting, and moreThe faster your turn it the faster your lights brighten or dim. They made everything better the generation after mine lost compatibility:/
French Montana Gets NYC Mayor Endorsement for New AlbumFrench Montana says he and his mopstick are ready to clean up the rap competition this summer with his album 'Montega' -- an album that now has certified approval from NYC Mayor Eric Adams. WHO CARES..REALLY WHO Not sure what that means.
Mom of 4 makes living teaching how to play video games: ‘I’m breaking that stigma’Devyn Ricks says she’s not only teaching children how to master a video game but other life skills.
Kelli Anderson, woman accused in pileup crash that killed mom of 4, pleads not guiltyKelli Anderson, 55, is accused of killing Kiana Burns, a 28-year-old mother of four in a chain-reaction crash June 9. If she's able to post bond, which was set at $100,000, she will be prohibited from driving.
Plano mom offers ‘family for hire’ to help offset rising inflationA Plano mom’s kids are taking up odd jobs to help the family offset expenses amid rising inflation.