Vol 56 Issue 47, Coronavirus, Thanksgiving

Vol 56 Issue 47, Coronavirus

Mom Explains New Wildly Ill-Informed Measures To Keep Family Safe During Thanksgiving

Mom Explains New Wildly Ill-Informed Measures To Keep Family Safe During Thanksgiving

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Mom Explains New Wildly Ill-Informed Measures To Keep Family Safe During Thanksgiving

HOLLYWOOD, FL—Calling her dinner plan “foolproof” despite varying significantly from recommendations issued by the CDC, area mother Jill Elliott explained several new, wildly ill-informed measures Monday to keep her family safe during Thanksgiving . “I’ve been doing my research, and I think if I sit the whole family at…

HOLLYWOOD, FL—Calling her dinner plan “foolproof” despite varying significantly from recommendations issued by the CDC, area mother Jill Elliott explained several new, wildly ill-informed measures Monday to keep her family safe during Thanksgiving. “I’ve been doing my research, and I think if I sit the whole family at an extra-

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long table, give everyone their own disposable silverware, and spray some Lysol into the air every few minutes between courses, we should be a-okay,” said Elliott, holding up several bottles of hand sanitizer in one hand and a box fan in the other while listing off various well-intentioned

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Potato And Egg Pie With Bacon And Crème Fraîche Recipe

This potato and egg pie is perfect for a weekend brunch. Get the recipe at Food & Wine.

Like condoms? Luckily will be ignored by the uncles anyway

No Thanks: Average Cost For Thanksgiving Dinner Hits All-Time HighOn average, Americans will pay $53.31 for a Thanksgiving dinner for 10, according to the annual American Farm Bureau Federation survey. I feel for poor turkey.

No Thanks: Average Cost For Thanksgiving Dinner Hits All-Time HighOn average, Americans will pay $53.31 for a Thanksgiving dinner for 10, according to the annual American Farm Bureau Federation survey.

Thanksgiving Songs: Music About Food, Giving Thanks, and the HolidayHere are some of the best Thanksgiving songs to listen to today 🦃 Listen to Ghettokids by Bros Mam on SoundCloud these guys rock

Rumer Willis reveals why mom Demi Moore's 2012 relapse was 'triggering'The eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore will celebrate five years of sobriety next month. Demi is original.

Mom fatally shot at memorial for son killed days earlier in ChicagoDelisa Tucker was just steps away from her son's memorial early when she was fatally shot. She had lost 14-year-old Kevin Tinker to gun violence days earlier, and friends said she was tending to his memorial when she was gunned down. Yay Chi town . This is tragic and deserves close follow up and accountability to the murderers & leadership allowing this cycle of violence . Sympathies to the families . People kill wait, what?

Watch as a son makes his mom and stepfather cry the happiest tearsWatch as a son makes his mom and stepfather cry the happiest tears... and other heartwarming and funny moments we're grateful for this Thanksgiving week.