Mike Pence Clearly Went To Ash Wednesday Services Dozens Of Times
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dannymatz90 What is this? dannymatz90 😁😄😂😉😊😍 It’s actually him getting too close to Trump’s asscheeks... 🤣 TaylorRMarshall Wowsers he's more Catholic than ten people. We enjoyed a virtualash Wednesday serive! Check it out - Some of you have never gone on an Ash Wednesday church crawl and it shows 😤😤
Ralph Northam must have went hundreds of times. AshWednesday attendees better look out. I'm unleashing a hell hound for every person who attends ash Wednesday. The streets will run red with christian blood from my metaphysical hell beasts. You won't even know if you're dead because hell will start out looking like real life.
An Honest Conversation with a Real Progressive Who Supports Mike BloombergFor Michael Huttner, it’s all about beating Donald Trump — and he says Bloomberg is the one Kentucky to win NCAA Tournament this year. Thank you. “Real Progressive” should be in quotes Save your money, mann!!
PhillipEnglish Second coming of Chance the Gardner....... Only a dozen? He calls that faith? Later This Evening, His Evangelical Fundamentalist Church Will Have A Meet and Greet In The Lenten Flagellation Room.
Mike Fiers Has His Reputation On The Line For Oakland A’s This SeasonDepending on who one listens to, Fiers is either the hero or the villain of the still swirling bomb cyclone surrounding his former team, the Houston Astros, regarding their electronic sign stealing during the 2017 World Series-winning season. He is integrity personified. If it wasn’t for him, MLB would have swept the Astros under the rug. I appreciate his candor.
7 Resurfaced Remarks That Aren’t Helping Mike Bloomberg’s CampaignThese quotes, delivered in private and public and as recently as last year, have caused headache after headache for Bloomberg's campaign Bloomberg is out Bidening Biden with lobbing off verbal grenades on himself.
Warren Buffett says he’d ‘certainly vote for Mike Bloomberg as opposed to Sanders’Billionaire investor Warren Buffett says he agrees with Democratic front-runner Bernie Sanders on some issues but disagrees on a number of others. Given a choice, Buffett says he’d vote for former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg over the Vermont senator in the race for the nomination. I mean... Obviously. It’s the Billionaire Boys club
Mike Bloomberg Is Running His Campaign Like a Money-Gorged Tech CompanyMike Bloomberg’s campaign features all of the spending-to-success largesse and compromised morality of a Silicon Valley megacorporation, while lacking any of its charm. bafeldman writes bafeldman Cannot beat an incumbent candidate for the presidency; article after article during Obama 2012 - all vanished. Good news for this tech crew is they have a giant budget, win or lose. And they already lost.
Congressman: Why I'm endorsing Mike Bloomberg'We need an experienced, proven leader who has big ideas, will fight to get things done, and knows how to work with — and win votes from — Democrats, Republicans and Independents,' writes Democratic Congressman Josh Gottheimer for CNNOpinion. Opinion Good luck with that Opinion e a t t h e r i c h Opinion Tự quyết