Michelle Wie Shoots 63 While Using Rudy Giuliani As Sand Wedge

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Giuliani is a disgusting old man. Gone are the days when people prided themselves on being decent and treated others with courtesy.

This is excellent.

Stop comparing him to a sand wedge. My sand wedge is WAY more useful than that jackass.

That’s the stuff 🤣

Anything to get out of a quick sand trap.

peltzmadeline have you seen this?

MsSmartie2u Nice to know that Rudy can still be useful

Finally, golf memes 🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♂️

That’s a useful little engine of a lawyer.

what the fuck

OMG LOL 😂

FORE!!!

I can't tell you how many times I would miss that ball on purpose and hit the ground so that I could act upset at the ball and try to pound it into the ground.

'I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire!' Am I doing this right?

Wait NO that's gives him free look at her rear end!!

Great teamwork! Love to see it

1 stroke penalty for oozing hair dye on the club face 🙈🤦🏻‍♂️

Legs

Wood clubs are outdated

Nah Giuliani is a short-shafted putter if I ever saw one. And sadly, I have.

How does she get spin on the ball with all that spray-on hair color?

Lol this is dumb but funny. Good job

Beautiful execution 🪓

If 'Sand Wedge' is chiseled on his tombstone, that should be considered a win in the Giuliani legacy.

She lost the club in a thirst trap.

She has 5 professional wins in her 15 year career

where her legs went tho...

Are you guys borrowing the Family Guy manatees today?

ahhhhh

Not your best. Is the B team working today ?

MichelleWieWest Bringing the heat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

maybe we should be calling him the best MALE golf club, hmmm?

Rudy Giuliani is not as smart as my sand wedge.

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