this made me laugh so fucking hard
Peoples political memory is illustrated top left. The giraffe is correct.
*strokes chin* Excellent interplay. Depth is strong. Palette is broad. I dare say all that is missing ...the Melting Giraffe looks somehow incomplete. A shoulder strapped AR-15? Mayhap a bushy beard or ballistic vest? Otherwise magnificent.
This is such a specific joke.
Nice
Ce n'est pas un tweet
elonmusk
There should be an investigation into how Melting Giraffe Congressman is not melting.
This should have had a byline
Alright who's the new age Salvador Dali who did this art?
You can build a better Wall with Cubism
I quite like the art 👍
You GOIP cult are so full of humane waste it is pathetic, you have not done any work for almost 3 years, the Moscow Mitch has used 400 bills that have been sent to him to sit on them,. They have been collecting a paycheck for doing nothing while the house worked.
feels sudden neck pain
I'm dying 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Slick
The Residents are our presidents
Like surreal sex offending.
You can do better :)
Hahah, this is the best one in a while
Big if true.
I don't see a cock on that giraffe. Fake news! I expected more from The Onion...
fuck dude this sure is surreal
This is top five.
Looks like Gym Jordan forgot his jacket again.
The onion makes the internet ok
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