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This Celebrity Tattoo Artist Will Cover Up Your Tattoo of Your Ex with Your Favorite FoodMister Cartoon partnered with DoorDash for a special Valentine’s Day tattoo contest
Ex-Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer criticized for selling special Valentines Day videos for $199Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was mocked on social media after offering a special sale on personalized videos, claiming he would provide 'the best Valentine's Day gift ever.' Who the hell would want to look at him. Turn-off, not turn on. Criticized by who and for what exactly? I'm guessing nobodies and for no apparent reason other than libturdiness.
My heart has already been eaten away by those who would do me wrong. I have substituted my heart for a pack of melted Malteasers. Next time someone tries to eat away at my heart I'll tell them it's poo They look like ecstasy pills 😉
Marbled Dipping Ganache=Easy Chocolate-Covered Strawberries Valentine's Day is stressful enough; no one needs the added pressure of tempering chocolate. So instead of serving cold chocolate-covered strawberries, how about dipping them in a bowl of warm ganache?