Masturbating Female Spider Instinctively Eats Self Afterwards

Why the hell would anyone make sintoys for SPIDERS? Are they trying to turn them gay?!

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cyphaloki Two fer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦

iheartguitar Amazing what nature can do.

😂😂😂😂

THE MISSING LEG IS IN HER MOUTH

GothCharlotte

Lol!

This is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. That Hitachi is serious business.

Oh to be the guy who works for the onion who got paid to photoshop dildos on a spider

Is that from The Lord of the Rings director's cut?

Long overdue for a shave

BlAkEiStHeMaN03 finally we can rid the world of some spiders

TMI

Isn’t that redundant?

Congrats on the most cursed photo edit I have ever seen

The effects of internalized misogyny

I like that even a little porn mag was added

DF! This is not natural 😱

The Onion can’t satirize real life anymore, so it’s pivoting to comedy-horror

The little vibrator 🤣

FUN NATURE FACT: there are some species of spiders where the male, instead of approaching the female and risk getting eaten, will cover a limb in sperm and hand it to the female so she can impregnate herself with it

Someone had fun photoshopping this

thisiskakai

Onion you bad🤣🤣

SapphoMode fuck dude same

allahliker jesus christ

Racist !! Lol.. The centerfold is uhm..

yall need to chill out

She didn’t eat herself while masturbating

kerrabear3

😂😂

This is a terrible tragedy. We must ban masturbation in order to keep more spiders from eating themselves. It’s for their own good.

Nooooo!

Selfish

Hahaha

and she got 8 arms, so you know the nuts she busts are next level

well, that's enough internet for today

I'm surprised she didnt eat all dildos.

Did she get high on meth and inter-species porn to get in the mood?

allahliker Ay momma what dat mouf do

Every second spent making this image was worth it.

Green dildo...what is she vegan?

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Ungoliant

This is some fucking A+ Photoshop work. Well done.

Why did I think of thistallawkgirl?

Black Widows matter!

Somewhere in the universe Spider-Man weeps salty, salty tears

Sorry guys, this one hits too close to home for me

NatGeoChannel

🤣

show me what them legs can do

She needs to get on the 3D printer and sort some spider specific romantic aids...

Perhaps having a cigarette would have been healthier in this instance.

Don't kink shame this arachnid queen

Love the spider porn mag and spider-sized sex toys. The Photoshop team outdid themselves.

cc Hankla

Onion, you did it again...

THE VIBRATIOR IN HER LEG I-

'Eats self, thereby...', Surely.

Are you on drugs?

wow y’all gettin wild today. take this post back I’m scarred 3

tmi

I hate spiders but that was funny

Lolololololol omfggg, she really don't need no man. She's a whole snack in her eyes

BlackLivesMatter Where are the dogs attacking, the police forcibly removing detaining arresting people Ohhhhh I get it, it’s the “very fine people” protesting.. Such a double standard.. Weeks to come will put an end to this Apartheid.

isn't this suicide but with extra steps?

jumped the shark here imho

It would have cost zero dollars to not post this.

just like my wife

That's fucking foul

Mom spider: I have to do everything myself

how does she get a dildo that small wtf

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