Masochistic Toilet Craving Hot Piss

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DeidraChurchil1 Mosochistic indeed! Settling down in the men's bathroom next to the urinal might be-- whole next level!

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If it's a NYC public toilet, the toilet will be the LAST place to get it.

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Being a toilet at work should be enough. Tedious and full of self denial is the definition. The rest should be justification of success. Maybe a new wardrobe and a barb wire brushing with a light clogging and plunging between random treats.

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