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Man Takes Sober Moment To Reflect On Fact That Most Of Meal Already Gone

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DERBY, KS—Solemnly setting down the remainder of his Turkey Bacon Ranch sub and lowering his eyes to the few chips left on his plate, local man Paul DePietro reportedly took a moment Thursday to quietly reflect on the fact that most of his lunch was already gone. “Not long ago, I had my whole meal in front of me, but in the blink of an eye it nearly all disappeared,” said DiPietro, slowly shaking his head as he noted how hard it was to believe that he only had a few bites left with the double-meat sandwich on white. “How arrogant I was, thinking my lunch would last forever. I was so preoccupied with other things that I completely forgot to appreciate what I had right in front of me. I should have savored every moment I had with it, but now…now, it’s too late.” At press time, a remorseful DiPietro was delicately reassuring the chocolate chunk cookie he had set aside for dessert, his right hand gently cradling its round form as he vowed not to make the same mistakes again.

 

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I hate especially that this came up as I'm six bites into a McChicken 😂

All too real

Worst feeling ever 😭😭😭

a ranch sub. i’d be wistful too

I feel this so hard

Wait... Most of the meal? That plate is still damn near full! How much food did he start with

Conveyor belt sushi restaurants are nirvana. It’s never gone and just keeps coming.

Check the floor beside you.

Me every day

You did not have permission to use my likeness or detail the events of my day-to-day :(

Just a few more bites. You can do it.

Typical Friday night

This is why I drink

jasonffl Two peanut butter sandwiches could have saved this poor guy

Should have bought a Hungry Man TV dinner.

Contemplative!

Glad that I'm not the only one this happens to.

I feel attacked

So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.

Very 2020.

May I suggest morphine?

How big did that sandwich start out?

When you consider the scale of the unseeable universe where does the human cell place.

Zen Foodism.

I felt like that myself tonight...

I hate how right you are

timthetatman

The horror.

Hard times

Onion not funny anymore

This has been me since quarantine. Then it's back to the kitchen to refill.

SPINE DITCH will never be gone.

But 🐐🆚🐟 remains❗ 🐐🆚🐟 remains‼️

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