PORTLAND, OR—Pointing out the Portland Art Museum and the farmers market in Shemanski Park as he guided them around downtown, area 25-year-old Daniel Hurst reportedly spent Thursday afternoon taking his visiting parents on a tour of the city he expressly moved to in order to escape them.
“I think you guys are really going to love Hawthorne Street; there are all these great little shops,” Hurst said to his parents, calling their attention to various aspects of the city he had chosen to relocate to six months earlier solely because of its distance from his hometown, under the assumption that this would limit visits from his parents to once or twice at most per year. “Yeah, I like it here a lot.
Well
'And this is one of the singles bars where I seek out opportunities to make your god cry,' says area son.
'These condos are surprisingly affordable, and they're only two blocks away!' exclaims his mom, reading from a brochure she picked up somewhere along the walk.
Oh, I did this.
Parents convinced ten more pieces of unsolicited advice will change his mind.
I like his nose!
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