Man Suspected Of Being Bumbling Spy

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WASHINGTON—Citing his erratic social behaviors, sudden unexplained disappearances, nondescript occupation, and habit of accidentally walking off piers while pretending to read newspapers, acquaintances of 37-year-old Jeff Walther said Thursday they suspect he may be a bumbling spy.

Walther, whose mysterious background and impeccable sense of understated style are reportedly matched only by his utter lack of grace and inability to go an extended period of time without somehow losing his balance, has forced those who know him to conclude he is a specially trained—yet highly inept—secret agent.

While a few friends have posited alternative explanations for Walther's strange behavior, often referring to him as a "very private person," most have difficulty accounting for the fact that his clothing always appears to be stuffed full of wires, or for the numerous times Walther has been caught talking loudly into his wristwatch.

 

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nregib

Must be Agent Trump.

With his skill set must be a Trump appointee..

EricFeurer

Don’t move or he gets it.

I nearly had that job, but I missed it by 'that much'.

Seeing someone holding a gun like that is giving me crippling anxiety

Glock Glock Glock Glock This Turkey will be spared ( we took out all ammo )

I'm gonna say that I'm as spy from now on

Matt Gaetz

Maybe he is only bad at gun holding, but really good at pretending to be stupid

Look! It’s RudyGiuliani!

🙇

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