Vol 53 Issue 03, Our Annual Year 2017

Vol 53 Issue 03, Our Annual Year 2017

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

10/13/2021 5:00:00 AM

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

PHILADELPHIA—Repeatedly chastising himself for making such a foolish decision, area man Anthony Vasquez reportedly spent all day Friday dreading the fun activity he had signed up for. “Goddamn it, I’ve only got two hours left before I have to go out and do this stupid thing,” Vasquez said of the enjoyable leisure…

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Don’t waste your energy on dreading it, waste your energy on hoping for a storm or some kind of disaster so it gets cancelled We are not alone...own and honour your dread Damnit, this isn’t satire. This is a factual account of my life! 😫 🤣😂😆 everybody got generalized anxiety smoke pot and chill. marlonb03524692 fuck they got me

Why does the future always seem so far away when I sign up for these things? That's jeffrey Dahmer. Do NOT do any activity with him.. notnotnuanced Me, packing for a vacation tightsandbuns

2 women shot dead, bodies thrown over bridge after man wrongly thought they stole moneyThe next day, the man's mother called to tell him that she found the missing money behind their home television.

The essence of introversion. Too real Damn, that stung 🤣 Relatable rawlimark I’m confused about what you mean Do you specifically refer to the time BEFORE, DURING or both of him and the activity? Assault Me, so very me Me in a nutshell

Man builds rotating house so his wife has better views - CNN VideoVojin Kusic from Srbac in Bosnia-Herzegovina says his wife was undecided about the view she wanted to see from their window, so he came up with a solution - a rotating house. How about she step outside? Or you could always put more than one window in the house? But if you are going to do this, put some solar on the house and make money off that rotation. This is the definition of true love; a one full of patience for each other

Classic, never ages I'm gonna need you bitches to just me next time notamerryman Introvert! Clearly this story is about me and yet I do not recognize the man in this photo. Does anyone else ever feel that way? Me, hockey Goddamn it, I’ve only got two hours left before I have to go out and do this stupid thing,” Vasquez said of the enjoyable leisure activity that he had voluntarily paid $70 for.

aalgar how dare Onion, the terms & conditions I agreed to did NOT include permission for you to go rummaging around in my head like that

Meek Mill Album Art on Bus Triggers Man in HollywoodMeek Mill's album art on the side of a bus triggers a bystander in Hollywood. I was with him until he said it was satanic I'm from Italy but I really wanted to understand why in your country there are tiktokers who idolize 'wap' and 1 year later get pissed on this cover...?!?!?! P.S wap is just one of the many songs or album who objectify the woman's body

Wife surprises me with playoff tickets and I immediately start hyperventilating thinking about the traffic So relatable No I'm doesn't. I'm in this picture and I don't like it A way of life for introverts

Man shot dead trying to break up fight during partyTracy Mosley now faces a charge of murder after Jerry Rayford was shot multiple times.

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Man fatally shot in Alabama after argument over college football, police sayA man was fatally shot after an argument over the University of Alabama and Texas A&M University football game, Alabama police say. America only cares about money they don’t care about people being killed. Duhhh! Next.. Guns AGAIN! Well_Regulated_