EAU CLAIRE, WI—Browsing for something that was both classy and versatile, local man Ron Schneider was shopping for a bowling shoe Thursday that could also be worn to funerals and weddings. “I don’t want to have a closet full of shoes, but I also need something nice enough to bowl in,” said Schneider, who examined a…
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Browsing for something that was both classy and versatile, local man Ron Schneider was shopping for a bowling shoe Thursday that could also be worn to funerals and weddings. “I don’t want to have a closet full of shoes, but I also need something nice enough to bowl in,” said Schneider, who examined a classic split-
red-and-black oxford before deciding it was a little too fancy for a normal family dinner. “I have all these events coming up, my niece’s wedding, Wagner’sLanes summer tournament, and my kid’s graduation. I want to get as much use as possible out of these. Hell, if I like them well enough I might even be able to walk my own daughter down the aisle in them.” At press time, Schneider had fallen in love with a pair of red, white, and blue loafers that go perfectly with his formal Packers track pants.Read more: The Onion »
Believe it or not, there's a stray dog under this mess of hair - CNN Video
What IS that creature? A stray Shih Tzu needed a haircut so badly you could barely tell it was a dog. But post-shave, CNN's Jeanne Moos reports, a star is born.
JacobCordell in case you’re in need of a good pair of bowing/funeral shoes. 🤣 Why makes bowling shoes special? I would rather not have a white sole for sneaker version CSS_Sporklab look it's bb Dude, save you money and rent! I’m going to actually invent this shoe line and call it the Trifecta, ha ha Onion suck it
Reduced income + shared living spaces = multi functional products crocs aisle, good sir that's all of them
'Tattooed and muscled man' models his ex's wedding dress to try and sell itMorgan Macleod was attempting to sell a lacy, off-the-shoulder, size 10 Melissa Sweet gown for $500.
As If You Needed Another Reason to Loathe This ManOh, look, a large group of billionaires paying little to nothing in income tax for years. EmmaPeel_Knight This is a new story every year for years and years.
Man Who Allegedly Stormed Capitol Decked Out In Burberry Coat ArrestedChristian Kulas, 24, posted Instagram videos from inside the Capitol, according to court documents. I really hope he got arrested for wearing Burberry. It’s such a boring brand. 🤡 This world we live in…
Man Who Allegedly Stormed Capitol Decked Out In Burberry Coat ArrestedChristian Kulas, 24, posted Instagram videos from inside the Capitol, according to court documents.
Man in underwear scares grizzly bear away after pregnant goat goes missingThe animal was spotted chasing goats before it was scared off the property located in British Columbia, Canada. I had to read that headline a few times
Feds: Pennsylvania man faked Trump family personas in fraudA Pennsylvania man was charged Tuesday with creating fake online identities for ex-President Donald Trump's brother and youngest son to dupe hundreds of people nationwide into donating thousands of dollars to what prosecutors described as a phony political organization. Joshua Hall, 22, of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, was released on $25,000 bail after appearing in Harrisburg federal court to face charges of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. Prosecutors said Hall spent contributions on personal expenses after soliciting donations to his non-existent political affinity organization. Just goes to show you how stupid trumps supporters are. One phony impersonating a family of phonies. How ironic.