Man Shopping For Bowling Shoe That Can Also Be Worn To Funerals, Weddings

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EAU CLAIRE, WI—Browsing for something that was both classy and versatile, local man Ron Schneider was shopping for a bowling shoe Thursday that could also be worn to funerals and weddings. “I don’t want to have a closet full of shoes, but I also need something nice enough to bowl in,” said Schneider, who examined a…

EAU CLAIRE, WI—Browsing for something that was both classy and versatile, local man Ron Schneider was shopping for a bowling shoe Thursday that could also be worn to funerals and weddings. “I don’t want to have a closet full of shoes, but I also need something nice enough to bowl in,” said Schneider, who examined a classic split-black oxford before deciding it was a little too fancy for a normal family dinner.

Lanes summer tournament, and my kid’s graduation. I want to get as much use as possible out of these. Hell, if I like them well enough I might even be able to walk my own daughter down the aisle in them.” At press time, Schneider had fallen in love with a pair of red, white, and blue loafers that go perfectly with his formal Packers track pants.

 

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Spring for the shoe covers so you don’t gunk up the slide sole or track stuff onto the floor at the wake.

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Spring for the shoe covers so you don’t gunk up the slide sole or track stuff onto the lane approach.

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I had a friend who wore bowling shoes EVERYWHERE..it was his “thing”.

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Man is not a real bowler. Real bowler would only wear bowling shoes in the sanctity of the bowling alley.

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JacobCordell in case you’re in need of a good pair of bowing/funeral shoes. 🤣

Why makes bowling shoes special?

I would rather not have a white sole for sneaker version

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I’m going to actually invent this shoe line and call it the Trifecta, ha ha Onion suck it

Reduced income + shared living spaces = multi functional products

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