Acting like this is a bad things. Introverts at their best.
He invited me, myself and I.
He can free up some more room by getting rid of the Segway with the Stephen Curry jersey hanging from it.
oh no
I felt this. I didn't like it.
Plz delete this jon_gruber
It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, can never know what true friendship means....they do however know that his hot sister is throwing a rave at their parents house. Seeee ya loooooser!
FridayFeeling
If they are all chicks then he’s doing pretty, pretty good!
I see
Damn
the feels
So, you're just jealous you're not invited.
Local Woman smiles listlessly at satirical article before calmly laying back in bed to play carefully composed playlist of 'Saddest songs' while empathizing with a life meant to be humourous.
His girlfriend in Niagra Falls has a mansion though and she’s a model so suck it !
My bathroom would be large enough... 😢
Duckytime
i laughed... looked around and cried a bit...
Me as fuck right here
Tanner_Skirvin D4T_BOl soul crushing
Me 2
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