Man Questions If It Really Necessary For Protesters To Be Black

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DULUTH, MN—On the heels of massive demonstrations sparked by the police killing of George Floyd, local man Cory Nelson was questioning the necessity of protestors being black, sources confirmed Thursday. “Don’t get me wrong, I understand that they’re upset, but they’re totally undermining their point by insisting on being African American,” said Nelson, noting that there were better ways to achieve goals than resorting to these sorts of ethnicities. “It’s a horrible thing that happened, but continuing to be rampantly black in their own communities isn’t helping anyone.” Nelson went on to add that no matter how upset or angry he got, he would personally never be black.

 

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the last line on this is better than the headline

idk seems like forced diversity to me /s

HHAHAH what a rational skeptic

I kinda feel sorry for the guy used in this photo. He looks like a worm if it were a movie created by Pixar about the life of worms.

Probably not

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