Man Questions If It Really Necessary For Protest ers To Be Black
DULUTH, MN—On the heels of massive demonstrations sparked by the police killing of George Floyd , local man Cory Nelson was questioning the necessity of protestors being black, sources confirmed Thursday. “Don’t get me wrong, I understand that they’re upset, but they’re totally undermining their point by insisting on being African American,” said Nelson, noting that there were better ways to achieve goals than resorting to these sorts of ethnicities. “It’s a horrible thing that happened, but continuing to be rampantly black in their own communities isn’t helping anyone.” Nelson went on to add that no matter how upset or angry he got, he would personally never be black.
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I’m curious how many articles The Onion has written this year that were finished, edited and waiting to post. Then 2020 stepped in and said “Satire? Bitch, this is reality! Start over!” the last line on this is better than the headline idk seems like forced diversity to me /s HHAHAH what a rational skeptic
I kinda feel sorry for the guy used in this photo. He looks like a worm if it were a movie created by Pixar about the life of worms. Probably not
Jonathan Steingard, Frontman of Christian Rock Band Hawk Nelson, Reveals He No Longer Believes in God'I have been terrified to be honest about this publicly for quite some time, because of all that I thought I would lose,' Jonathan Steingard said in a statement Join the club, Jonathan. Never too late. At least, he knows now. 👍 Are they just a rock band now
Celebs in summer lockdown - bikinis and pets from Jesy Nelson to Mark WrightWith lockdown continuing for the foreseeable into the summer, celebs haven't slowed their social media offerings, giving fans a glimpse into the life of an A-lister's quarantine summer
Hawk Nelson Shows Support for Ex-Frontman Jon SteingardChristian rock act Hawk Nelson issued a statement supporting Jon Steingard on May 27 following his announcement he&39;s leaving the band because he no longer believes in God. This isn’t surprising to me Justice For Bionic June 8th Hey FOOD LOVERS under this thread, check out my 'FITNESS FRIENDLY NOODLES RECIPE' featuring left over breakfast sausages and boneless skinless chicken breast LINKED BELOW ↓↓ Please SUBSCRIBE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. THANKS!. YouTuber Foodie Chef
Chris Hughes shows Jesy Nelson what she's missing with bulging lockdown snapThe former Love Island star left little to the imagination with a sizzling snap as he sunbathed in lockdown
Cautious Black Man Avoids Appearing As Threat To White Person By Crossing To Other DimensionThe Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source. MentheLime what a nice guy ...Sends out KarenAlert while frantically trying to find the Teleporter app. Keep your Teleporter app on the main screen! If the wormhole is down, the camera starts recording automatically. Don't forget to integrate with respect to time when you come back. Crap. A math joke was just unintentionally sociological.
Four Minnesota cops fired after death of black man, George FloydThe man's death Monday night after he struggled with officers was under investigation by the FBI and state law enforcement authorities. i hope they charge murder on these man. That man was pleading for his life straight 5 min. and they didnt move an inch from his neck.