Internet, Vol 50 Issue 40

Internet, Vol 50 Issue 40

Man Only Has Himself To Blame For What’s In Targeted Banner Ad

Man Only Has Himself To Blame For What’s In Targeted Banner Ad

10/18/2021 12:45:00 AM

Man Only Has Himself To Blame For What’s In Targeted Banner Ad

ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging that he must accept the consequences of his actions, local 37-year-old Christopher McGwire told reporters Monday that he has no one else to blame but himself for the targeted pool toy advertisements that have been regularly appearing in his browser window over the past two weeks. “As annoying…

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American Music Awards 2021: The Full Winners List

The American Music Awards aired live from the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles tonight at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC. Hosted by Cardi B, the star-studded awards show featured performances from BTS with Co…

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Man sentenced to life in India for murdering wife with a snakeMan in India gets a life sentence for killing his wife with a cobra. The case is the second in the country this month involving an accusation of murder by poisonous snake. Are there no life sentences in the States to report? double live sentence, at least, poor creatures, and poor victims, what a cruel way to kill somebody u suffer alot when u get bitten by a cobra. 🚩 Snakes are the most evil animal in the planet and serve no purpose, they should all disappear.

Area Man Proud He Can Still Fit Into Car From High SchoolNAPA, CA—Wiggling from side to side as he forcibly wedged his torso into the driver's seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva, local man Michael Kerson told reporters Friday he couldn't help but take a little pride in the fact that he could still fit into his car from high school. 'I had a hard time getting the belt fastened at… Area Yugo tired of his shit. This one is gonna bite you in the ass. WriterBoySunnyD this car looks familiar...

Suspect charged with attempted murder in alleged hate crime shooting of Black manBiden America.

Leicester storm back to sink Man United 4-2 in thrillerLeicester City fired on all cylinders late on to beat Manchester United 4-2 at home in the Premier League on Saturday, ending a four-match winless run and piling more pressure on visiting manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Today united defensive was not activate as it used to be previously I also think greenwood is a better player but he should be benched to give vacancy to martial please Thank you! Hate both teams🤢🤮🤢

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever ReceivedRICHMOND, VA—As far as coworkers and friends of local resident Jamie Brewster can determine, the 32-year-old paralegal has never once unequivocally accepted any invitation he has received in his entire life. “Whenever we ask him to one of our after-work get-togethers, he always says something like ‘Cool, hopefully… Same hey they sub-articled you Theunwow I am being personally attacked on the internet.