Man Not Sure What To Do With Shitty Old Roommate That Came With Apartment
BURLINGTON, VT—Wondering if he should offer it to a friend or put an ad on Craigslist , 25-year-old Connor Latham told reporters Monday he wasn’t sure what to do with the shitty old roommate that came with his apartment. “I noticed it when I toured the place last month, but I just assumed whoever lived here was going…
BURLINGTON, VT—Wondering if he should offer it to a friend or put an ad on Craigslist, 25-year-old Connor Latham told reporters Monday he wasn’t sure what to do with the shitty old roommate that came with his apartment. “I noticed it when I toured the place last month, but I just assumed whoever lived here was going to take it with them when they left,” said Latham, adding that the roommate did not appear to be good for much of anything, took up quite a bit of space, and was “kind of smelly.” “Right now, this apartment basically has a whole room I can’t even use. I’m going to call the landlord, because he should have had this fucking mess moved out of here before I moved in. I’d get rid of it myself, but that thing’s got to weigh close to 200 pounds.” At press time, Latham had gotten a few friends together to help him carry the unwanted roommate down the stairs to the curb
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WHO Shitty Old Roommate WHO Came With Apartment His DNA will come in handy one day soon.. The soultion was simple: he could either increase his share of the rent or try flipping it to get some money back. Going with the latter, he generated the craigslist ad for $250.00 ZackAvaricious amrashrv_ Cool. Please 'report' on domestic and international news again.
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More inclusive emoji, including one of a pregnant man, may be coming to smartphonesMore inclusive emojis may be coming to future software updates, including one of a pregnant man. HAHAHAHAHA A PREGNANT MAN Yaaayy finally a multi racial fat bloke. But where is the fat woman ? Not very inclusive is it. A pregnant man what have we gone full re%
Man climbs atop Knott's Berry Farm tower, drawing police to O.C. amusement parkA shirtless man scaled a tower that stands over 300 feet at Knott's Berry Farm on Saturday night, drawing police and emergency responders to the Orange County amusement park. I'm afraid Knott So that if you jump off a - bullyrealwho - so that the feelings don’t view we’re forever changed are you starting a fight/argument. I’d rather just know what happened to us. 💋 Xx ...
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Man faces 1st sentencing for felony in riot at US CapitolA Florida man who breached the U.S. Senate chamber carrying a Trump campaign flag is scheduled to become the first Jan. 6 rioter sentenced for a felony, in a hearing that will help set a benchmark for punishment in similar cases. Prosecutors want Paul Allard Hodgkins to serve 18 months behind bars, saying in a recent filing that he, “like each rioter, contributed to the collective threat to democracy” by forcing lawmakers to temporarily abandon their certification of Joe Biden’s election victory and to scramble for shelter from incoming mobs. Hodgkins and others are accused of serious crimes but were not indicted, as other were, for roles in larger conspiracies. Lock him up Good FTG InsurrectionHasConsequences
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