CHICAGO—Stating that he only wants to wash his clothes and be on his way, local man Eric Snyder told reporters Wednesday that for once he’d like to visit the laundromat without meeting an absolutely perfect woman.
“I swear, it seems like every single time I head down to do a couple loads of wash, I end up choosing the same machine as an attractive, vivacious grad student who just happens to have a ton of similar interests,” said Snyder, lamenting that unfailingly before the first rinse cycle has begun, he’ll be involved in a flirtatious conversation with a stunning, engaging, and well-read 22-to-26-year-old who forgot her detergent at home.
Met my longest term partner in the laundromat
Perfect Woman Only Visits Area Laundromat So Often In Hopes Of Encountering Perfect Man Washing Shirt And Levis In His Boxers
Area Woman Also Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where She Doesn't Meet Area Man
On that cycle
This is where I met my wife of 40 years.
Is that the scene where David Schwimmer meets his cousin at the laundromat & incest related hilarity ensues?
Always running into his step-mom? Hope she doesn't get stuck in the dryer....
Mclovin?
Want to meet a supermodel? Get sick, don't shower for 3 days, run to the 7-11 for toilet paper, grab a Playboy and step into line.
Area Woman Also Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where She Doesn't Meet Area Man
I guess I need to start going to the laundromat
The laundromat is like the DMV. Nobody is ever attractive there👎
Just one trip! Is that too much to ask?
Great job buddy
Been there
Tough duty....
Especially when I just started at this huge company a week ago and I'm now in senior management with a corner office for some reason.
'woman just wants one trip to laundromat where she meets McLovin'
Sometimes you just need to get some laundry done 😂
Yeah, I'm always running into my step sister too.
Try the laundromat in my neighborhood. He must live in Soho or Martha's vineyard. I got sweaty, cigarette smoking mature crowd. Lol
Been there, done that, got the Tshirt, never got her phone number though.
If she was perfect, she wouldn’t be at the laundromat. She’d have her butler take care of it.
This is not as rare as you would think it is
so sick of this happening
“It’s not fair! It should’ve been me!”
That's fair. Sometimes a guy would rather go to the laundromat and meet the perfect man. Who are we to judge?
I have the same problem. Wherever I go, I'm always running into my mom.
not possible
All I've ever met at the laundromat was a greasy oil field worker. His dog was nice though.
I know how he feels 😆
Coincidentally, Area Woman Would Very Much Like To Have One Trip To Area Laundromat Without Encountering Area Man
i've found that asking your friend to help is the best idea! plus, they usually know enough about you to make the marriage worthwhile
Where is this laundromat? AskingForAFriend
And then Flo shows up and we laugh and laugh because Flo says if we bundle our loads of clothes save $3.25
Mood, me, same.
He should have gone today between 2pm and 4pm. She wasn't there.
It funny because every woman that I see at the laundromat is ABSOLUTELY disgusting
Basement cat says
Wait a second! Perfect women go to laundromat?
'Help, sir ! I seem to be stuck headfirst in this front loading washer' Bow-chicka-bow-bow
staple rom com plot :)
It’s why I quit going to laundromats altogether
She's not perfect, her arms are bigger than his.
me, but it's with people i know
not enough McLovin to go around smh
Man, do I wish I had that problem!
It’s just too much stress. They wanna smell your clothes fresh out of the dryer,they wanna touch your unmentionables, fold your T shirts,match your socks and roll em in cute little balls and then ask you out for dinner at some fancy restaurant. geez.
It's a pain, I literally have to bring a flyswatter to keep the womens at bay, as they feast they're wanton eyes on my 6'4' frame and mumble 'aye, papi!' It's a difficult time, probably more painful than childbirth.
This happens all too often
At least that's one problem I've never had when I use to go to the laundromat.
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