Man Just Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where He Doesn’t Meet Perfect Woman

Man Just Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where He Doesn’t Meet Perfect Woman

Love, Vol 50 Issue 46

6/22/2022 12:30:00 AM

Man Just Wants One Trip To Laundromat Where He Doesn’t Meet Perfect Woman

CHICAGO—Stating that he only wants to wash his clothes and be on his way, local man Eric Snyder told reporters Wednesday that for once he’d like to visit the laundromat without meeting an absolutely perfect woman. “I swear, it seems like every single time I head down to do a couple loads of wash, I end up choosing the…

CHICAGO—Stating that he only wants to wash his clothes and be on his way, local man Eric Snyder told reporters Wednesday that for once he’d like to visit the laundromat without meeting an absolutely perfect woman. “I swear, it seems like every single time I head down to do a couple loads of wash, I end up choosing the same machine as an attractive, vivacious grad student who just happens to have a ton of similar interests,” said Snyder, lamenting that unfailingly before the first rinse cycle has begun, he’ll be involved in a flirtatious conversation with a stunning, engaging, and well-read 22-to-26-year-old who forgot her detergent at home. “Just one time I’d love to be able to fold my laundry in peace instead of looking up into the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. I’d have so much time to finish other chores if I could just put my clothes in the basket and leave without making plans to grab a coffee around the corner with an amazing woman after discovering that we share an identical quirky sense of humor.” Snyder also told reporters he would give anything for one morning commute without sitting across from a gorgeous woman reading the same book as him.

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Where is this laundromat? AskingForAFriend And then Flo shows up and we laugh and laugh because Flo says if we bundle our loads of clothes save $3.25 Mood, me, same. He should have gone today between 2pm and 4pm. She wasn't there. It funny because every woman that I see at the laundromat is ABSOLUTELY disgusting

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She's not perfect, her arms are bigger than his. me, but it's with people i know not enough McLovin to go around smh Man, do I wish I had that problem! It’s just too much stress. They wanna smell your clothes fresh out of the dryer,they wanna touch your unmentionables, fold your T shirts,match your socks and roll em in cute little balls and then ask you out for dinner at some fancy restaurant. geez.

It's a pain, I literally have to bring a flyswatter to keep the womens at bay, as they feast they're wanton eyes on my 6'4' frame and mumble 'aye, papi!' It's a difficult time, probably more painful than childbirth. This happens all too often At least that's one problem I've never had when I use to go to the laundromat.

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