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The Saddest Santa This Christmas Is a Mall SantaVacant storefronts don’t herald jolly holidays for professional Kriss Kringles; ‘I have a book for when it’s really, really slow.’ Never get it twisted. That made me smile 😀. 😏
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Trump Asked A 7-Year-Old Calling NORAD About Santa If He Still Believes In Santa'Are you still a believer in Santa? 'Cause at seven it's marginal, right?' the president asked a child calling to ask about Santa's location. DumbDonald Scar ‘em young. That’s how you make a Trump.
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Here's how much money it costs to be Santa Claus—and how much you can makeHere's how much money it costs to be Santa Claus—and how much you can make. via CNBCMakeIt MakeIt Read: turns out all you have to do is be a rich old fictional white side who only works a few days a year due to his efficient use of slaves to be rich.
Source: CNBC - 🏆 12. / 72 Read more »
Where Is Santa Claus? Google Doodle Santa Tracker follows path of 'unmanned aerial vehicle'Google's Santa Tracker allows users to track Santa Claus's progress in the lead-up to Christmas. DREAM ON Santa Claus is here, under my Christmas Tree in Poland. Merry Christmas for All:)
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Watch: Florida man goes to Christmas festival with giant sign, screams 'Santa isn't real' for hoursThe man decided to crash the Festival of Lights in Cape Coral this week with a giant sign and yell about how parents were lying to their children. We need some serious mental health care reform in this country. fuckin FloridaMan Who hurt you Florida man?
Source: Newsweek - 🏆 468. / 52 Read more »
Police update press after arresting fiancé of missing Colorado womanPolice update the press after arresting the fiancé of the missing Colorado woman, Kelsey Berreth.
Source: NBCNews - 🏆 10. / 86 Read more »
Christmas surprise goes beyond borders after man finds young girl’s letter to SantaRandy Heiss found a young girl’s Christmas list while hiking, sparking a search for her and her family with help from a local radio station. In a special holiday moment for both families, Randy and his wife served as Santa’s helpers, driving across the border into Mexico to deliver toys to 8-year-old Dayami. This was a true spirit of Christmas 🎄 story. I definitely cried Sweet. Very, very sweet. Yes I love happy story,s ,this is wonderful for the couple that found the list ,and for the little girl ,thank you
Source: NBCNews - 🏆 10. / 86 Read more »
Man arrested in Texas after telling kids Santa isn't realDALLAS (AP) — Police say a 31-year-old protester who told children Santa Claus is not real has been arrested for trespassing at a North Texas church. Aaron Urbanski was arrested Saturday after authorities were called to a church in Cleburne, which was hosting a breakfast with Santa event. Police say they found three people demonstrating outside the church after responding to a trespassing complaint. Authorities say Urbanski refused to leave and continued to cause a disturbance. Urbanski, who was charged with criminal trespass, has been booked into the Johnson County Law Enforcement Center. Now that’s just flat out WRONG! Duh Santa is always watching and he knows how to dial 911. Hodor
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A man was arrested in Texas after protesting against people 'lying' to kids that Santa exists'Don’t Mess With Santa!' commented Cleburne mayor Scott Cain after the arrest. Maybe he got molested by uncle “Santa” as a kid and now he’s on a mission to protect other children from the same fate? Ah ah! First amendment as a limit, after all: forbidden to point lies
Source: Newsweek - 🏆 468. / 52 Read more »