MAPLEWOOD, MN—Explaining that he had assumed the deterioration of his physical and psychological state would be readily apparent, 3M sales associate Mark Uhler told reporters Wednesday he honestly thought his ongoing breakdown would be more obvious to everyone around him.
“Given how many times in the past month I’ve showed up to work on two hours of sleep and just stared at my computer in total silence, I’d kind of expected someone to ask me if everything’s all right at home or at least tell me I look tired lately, but so far I haven’t heard a thing,” said Uhler, adding that he thought the frequency with which he places his face in his hands and mutters morosely to himself would have been a clear indication that he was completely unraveling and prompted somebody...
H.R.blamed Man because he did not go potty before he left for work.
Story of my life.
This sounds about accurate for working at 3M, a former boss had stories 💀
This report is inaccurate. One colleague noticed. But he's also my weed dealer.
Big mood
Who is your source on this story, Onion?
Wait, did you say breakdown? Or shakedown?
Yeah cause everyone one is going through one too.
😁
I been there, buddy 😂
hey the NRA knows how to make mental breakdowns obvious
They are giving classes at Breakdown Improv Theatre.
It’s too real to be satire
Considering placing of bag of horse manure in lunchroom fridge, with his name on it, as cry for help.
Or that someone would care. 🤷🏻♂️
Oh everyone noticed; they just don't care.
if you have ever gone boomboom in your diapdiap, gimme a HELL YEAH
'He had a mental breakdown? I thought Jersey Mike got his sandwich wrong, oh!'
'When reached for comment, Uhler’s colleagues confirmed they had noticed his breakdown weeks ago but simply didn’t give a shit.' Yup. The modern workplace is nothing more than a social experiment in externally induced psuedo-psychopathy.
Absolute riot!
This’s not a job. No one gains money here. Ask them the registration number of the company recognized by the government.
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