Man Holding Marshmallow Stick Starting To Turn That Perfect, Blistery Golden-Brown
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Gavin Newsom holds onto his job as California governor, CNN projects
California's Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom has defeated the effort to remove him from office, according to a projection from the CNN Decision Desk, capping off a recall effort that was born in partisan anger over his pandemic response but ended with a vote of confidence in his strategy to combat it.
That’s when you shove it in the fire and eat it when it’s still lit That’s the Forest 🌳 that’s turning brown , actually it’s 🔥 Red RUN ITS A FIRE 🔥 Just hold a bottle of beer instead It slowly donned on them that maybe they shouldn't have lifted the voodoo marshmallows from that one convenience store they stopped at on the trip up.
A Man With Covid Disguised Himself As His Wife To Board A PlaneThe passenger made a crucial mistake onboard the aircraft that gave himself away. 'Siri, why can't humanity have nice things?' This is not allowed.
Man Quarantined To 4th-Floor Hotel Room Flees Using Oldest Trick In The BookHe remained at large for eight hours following the dangerous escape. Good for him for not laying down for these morons
Man Quarantined To 4th-Floor Hotel Room Flees Using Oldest Trick In The BookHe remained at large for eight hours following the dangerous escape.
Covid Isle of Man: Under 12s arriving on island could get new exemptionsChanges to the island's policy on borders and travel are being put to politicians in Tynwald.
Indonesian Covid-positive man disguises himself as wife on Citilink flight in order to flyAn Indonesian man is reportedly facing arrest after disguising himself as his wife in order to board a flight. The man boarded a Citilink domestic flight from Jakarta while wearing a niqab that covered him from head to toe, reports CNN Indonesia.
South Carolina Man Sues Police For Defamation After Charges DroppedPolice body camera footage revealed that an officer attacked Travis Price without provocation during a traffic stop. That officer was later fired and criminally charged.