Man Holding Marshmallow Stick Starting To Turn That Perfect, Blistery Golden-Brown

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Why do these things make me laugh Why is his nose crispy brown but the marshmallow is white? Whyyyyy?!

Looks like he went camping right after work and nosing the boss.

bro i was literally heating marshmallow on a fire an hour ago wtf

How about the multitude of people who are already golden brown?

nose

And then it falls in the fire.

His nose is.

Him or the marshmallow?

Let's just hope he doesn't suddenly catch on fire.

Does he have person-size chocolate bars and graham crackers at hand too?

The man or the marshmallow? Typical shoddy mainstream media reporting

That’s when you shove it in the fire and eat it when it’s still lit

That’s the Forest 🌳 that’s turning brown , actually it’s 🔥 Red RUN ITS A FIRE 🔥

Just hold a bottle of beer instead

It slowly donned on them that maybe they shouldn't have lifted the voodoo marshmallows from that one convenience store they stopped at on the trip up.

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