Vol 49 Issue 32

Vol 49 Issue 32

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received

10/16/2021 11:30:00 PM

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received

RICHMOND, VA—As far as coworkers and friends of local resident Jamie Brewster can determine, the 32-year-old paralegal has never once unequivocally accepted any invitation he has received in his entire life. “Whenever we ask him to one of our after-work get-togethers, he always says something like ‘Cool, hopefully…

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ManuclearBomb Attacked Joemotional Brak2590 chrisbruno16 DylanBruno12 Fache has this dude crushed….I’ve seen him personally non commit to 3 invites, for the same night, from a walk from 8th to 1st ave on the sea wall… successfully doing this since 1980……😂😂 Must live in Miami Commitment issues? ...that's cute

Kevin?! Is that you? I don't get invitations. There's quite a few reasons why I don't. kayzee72! 😊

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He just doesn't like to pretend he likes his colleagues in public for free.Relatable. My hero. Hero ✊ Who ever really knows what the future holds? Misfed Bradley Copier same, always give yourself an out He doesn’t look like JayWhyEnEcks jydolla Just hatin subpoenas, maybe...

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He must be my brother from another mother! elmarquee 👀 Classic Man obsessed with the word “tentative” RSVMaybe I bet he waits until everyone else on the text replies before saying maybe same here! can you give him my number so we can not say yes to anything together? hey they sub-articled you Theunwow

Leicester storm back to sink Man United 4-2 in thrillerLeicester City fired on all cylinders late on to beat Manchester United 4-2 at home in the Premier League on Saturday, ending a four-match winless run and piling more pressure on visiting manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Today united defensive was not activate as it used to be previously I also think greenwood is a better player but he should be benched to give vacancy to martial please Thank you! Hate both teams🤢🤮🤢

I am being personally attacked on the internet. Same

Man injured in Kenosha protests shooting sues city, county and law enforcement officersA man who was shot during protests last year in Kenosha, Wisconsin, is suing the city, the county and many of its officers Is this the guy who had his arm hanging off? So a guy armed with a gun during a riot was shot. Shocking.

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