Man Feels Pressure To Propose After Dating Girlfriend For 3 Years, Buying Ring, Getting Down On One Knee

Man Feels Pressure To Propose After Dating Girlfriend For 3 Years, Buying Ring, Getting Down On One Knee

Relationships, Marriage

12/7/2021 3:30:00 AM

Man Feels Pressure To Propose After Dating Girlfriend For 3 Years, Buying Ring, Getting Down On One Knee

VENICE, ITALY—Saying he can tell from the way she’s been looking at him that she clearly expects him to pop the question, local man Dwayne Moyer told reporters Friday he feels pressure to propose to his girlfriend, Samantha Firks, after dating her for three years, buying her a ring, and getting down on one knee. “Man,…

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Making sure wedding planners, caterers, jewelers, gift shops, travel businesses, and lawyers, stay in business. Turn her in for a new one. Marriage!! 'Would you do me the honor of helping advance my career by being my beard?' That’s how they get you every time… Maybe it’s because I’m not originally American but the concept of an elaborate proposal and engagement rings feels gross to me. How about you talk about marriage as a couple and use the ring money for a down payment on a house or something

God, it's *JUST LIKE* when my girlfriend expected me to propose after I hired the Jumbotron people to put the camera on us and put the heart around us on the screen and used the correct wording given to them in advance WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'M A ROLLING STONE Just think, that ring is all hers after 52 more payments

ZachIsHere Zach, do you have something to say?

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