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Songwriter Diane Warren saves escaped cow from slaughter
Songwriter Diane Warren has stepped in to save a cow that eluded capture for more than a day after a herd escaped from a Southern California slaughterhouse and stampeded through a suburb
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Man Armed With Mace And Boot Knife Arrested For Assaulting Capitol OfficersKevin Creek of Georgia, who was caught on camera striking and kicking officers, was arrested Wednesday in connection with the Jan. 6 riot.
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Man held over Macron slap was medieval swordsmanship fanThe man alleged to have slapped French President Emmanuel Macron in the face ran a club for enthusiasts of medieval swordsmanship and had no previous criminal record, two sources familiar with the investigation said on Wednesday. Wut Who cares? I believe the kids refer to them as “incels” now
Man high on meth freed from winery equipment after getting stuck for two daysA man was reportedly trapped inside a vineyard fan for two days without food or water, and his rescuers found traces of methamphetamine in his system. White supremacist are really messing this country up KingslyFishao
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