PENSACOLA, FL—Remarking upon what he called the “unbelievable laziness” of American women, a local man reported Friday that he simply could not understand why mothers facing the nationwide baby formula shortage wouldn’t just feed their infants breast meat.
“Nature has already provided a solution to this so-called ‘problem,’ and it’s pretty obvious. In fact, it’s what these moms should have been doing in the first place, because breast meat has way more nutrients than store-bought formula. Just put your breast in the kid’s mouth, and get them to take a big bite out of it. Mothers have been feeding their babies this way since the beginning of time.
This would be funny if there's weren't a strong percentage of women who can't breastfeed for numerous medical and genetic reasons.
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Would goat's milk work in an emergency?
This was Great !
He must be a leg man.
that would probably be cause of the vaccines they mandated for a lot. cause it for real tho was & still is, rather the covid19 protocols and crap actual terrorist attacks and it really has something to do with the mexicanborder and them teaming up with MS13 & others globally
The man's name? Jeffrey Dahmer.
The look of confidence on that one
maternity isn’t without its sacrifices
goats are so popular, how about goat milk
Milk or meat,I don't understand 🥺
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Someone tell Bette Midler.
Last time I checked, there's no shortage of Coca-Cola. I mean, wtf, moms? And Starbucks has baby- espressos on sale, for only $14.95 per shot. Get with.
I mean, he's right. Put it in a blender and it should be fine. Season to taste.
hansmollman The actual f**k!
Once in a while, I think that a word in the English language is weird weirdwordoftheday
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