BUTTE, MO—Impressed by how fast the changes were occurring, local man Marty Kerrig could reportedly already see the difference in his body Friday just one week after starting to decompose. “Wow, I began this process only a matter of days ago,
and I’m feeling looser and more flexible and noticing a big shift in my overall body mass,” said Kerrig’s corpse, confirming thatbut that there was no progress without sacrifice. “Obviously, I’m just at the start of the journey right now, but I feel like if I keep plugging away, in a few months I could slim down to basically nothing.” At press time, Kerrig’s plans were reportedly scuttled after his body was discovered and pumped full of formaldehyde.
μαθετε τον σιλα πως λεμε αστεια γαμωτο
He’s looking a bit off touch there! A good slap with a wet fish will sort that right out! 🧐🤣
Sam_ONella look the Egyptian cleanse is catching on, now come back to youtube
when orgasm takes years to cum.
I always respected how much weight you can lose by being sick, but this is a whole other level.
Dark.
Most Americans Overlook Type 2 Diabeetus & Decomposition Due To Plumpness Caused By Heavy Carb Diet Refering To It As “Curve Shine”
'Late' for work.
Rottin’ to the oldies
Hansel
I hope this is me some day.
DM me if interested in decomposing for ~3 to 4 years. Don’t ever bring up any other subject though, unless you wanna talk about broken heRtts
goals
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