Los Angeles Announces 238,900-Mile Canal To Begin Siphoning Water From The Moon

😁😁😁

Give it to us

Now WAIT ! Is it the full moon 1/2 moon blue moon 1/4 moon? I’m very choosy you know. Plus, what does the Man in the moon have to say about this ?

Pelosi’s husband will buy the airspace first then sell it to Feinstein‘a husband next with both using gov’t grants to pay for it then they will sell it to the developer of the project. Right?

Nestle claimed all moon water.

Just make sure to turn it off during the day so you don’t get molten lava

Siiiiiick

It’s called a straw

looks like the shard in london

DanielLarison You know this is fake news, because Nestle already beat LA to it.

other west coast cities are following suit in order to avoid a colorado river drought

That’s The Shard in London

Its probably not far fetched. . .we shouldnt know what the moon mars any place has to offer because we WILL, make no mistake about that, will take and destroy . shame.

DanielLarison Imagine the car/motorcycle chases

Probably better for the environment than taking it form the Colorado River.

Those clickbait GTA 5 videos are real now!

Excuse me, Vegas needs that water to evaporate in its fountains.

That would be an aquaduct

'Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown'

UGH - It’s called aqueduct

Omfg realestebangast

Follow up article: Nestle shipping moon water from CA to rest of the country starting 2021

Sounds like a big day waste of money. What happens when there's no moon

Those Hollywood liberals can pry those water rights from my cold, dead hands With their big, strong, liberal arms 'You cannot take the moon juice' I will say, 'you're not ready' 'Hush, right-winger' they will say 'Quiet, bitch' they'll say 'You are my bitch now'

Now thats the quality I expect from the Onion.

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire.

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