List slides“You could stand to lose 700 pounds or so.”And put your TLC production deal in jeopardy?Most trainers don’t and discreetly google the muscle group while you’re doing crunches.“If you survive, you’re not working hard enough.”
The unscrupulous trainer always tells their clients that someone should discover their dead body if they’re serious about gains.Only true in cases where the person they say this to has a family, a partner, or something else to live for.A complete fabrication that trainers will often say out of jealousy for how good your ass looks in those Levi’s.“It’s a good deal when you look at what you’re getting for the price.
Not when you factor in the reality that you’re only going to show up for the first session in a 10-class bundle.“These Banana Muffin Bites are the perfect workout recovery food.” He’s clearly just shilling his own snack food company which has bankrupted him and torn apart his entire family.“Every exercise requires that I gently knead your buttocks.”“I actually trained Jason Momoa for his role in Knife Lord.”Jason Momoa has never been in a film with the name Knife Lord, and we’re pretty sure that’s not even a real franchise.“You have an outstanding bill of $900.”“Your husband will never find out that we are sleeping together.
Triceps only fall off as a result of certain diseases, it has nothing to do with your level of fitness.And yet, it’s never going to be enough, is it?
I asked my personal trainer how long it would take to look like someone and he said 'Never. You'll never do it.'
The pain will go away once your check clears
'You could stand to lose 700 pounds or so.” And put your TLC production deal in jeopardy? 😭😭😭
Too close to real
announce a bounty on Putin's head... a dead putler is a good putin ✊
'I can totally see a difference!!'
Diet and exercise…the truth is horse steroids.
“Just one more rep.”
“You’re doing great!”
'I eat once a day.'
It turns out that not only is the money not from your mother... she doesn't even know that you have cancer. bb213
I saved so much money on gym memberships once I realized I could have ennui for free at home.
'We come here to out work, not work out' 😶
Not mine
“You can do it.” 😑
'You can huge and not use steroids'
How can you say that? I don't even know that person in the mirror, I have never seen him before in my whole life. Really, I swear it's true I don't ever get to know anyone in any mirrors, they're kinda crazy, they read things backward. 😲
“If I can do it, you can do it!”
I only ever show up for the incoherent yelling. Reminds me of basketball practice.
It's hard to look in a mirror and see a guy nobody likes
I really want a banana muffin now
I'm probably making strawberry cheese cake later today o.o and chocolate and using chips ahoy as the pie crust instead of graham crackers :D
Not em 😅 too
'I won't tell anyone, please let me go, I have a family'. Smh, trainers these days.
'I will change you in 3 months!' Not if I don't go...
“Just 5 more.”
One more rep.
Some of what you wrote in that article is surprisingly true. Especially, about infidelity that often occurs in the gym. Between personal trainers who train female clients. And guys who approach girls pretending to help her lift heavy weights, etc. A lot happened.
You got this !
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