TOPEKA, KS—In an evidently unprovoked statement, Kansas National Guard Brigadier General Anthony V. Mohatt announced Thursday that the Kansas National Guard was ready to defend against attacks on Kansas at any time.
“From the rolling hills of the east to the sweeping plains of the west, the Kansas National Guard is in a sufficient state of readiness to mount a swift response and retaliate with overwhelming force against any threat that dares oppose the Sunflower State,” said General Mohatt, who went on to elaborate in great detail how, even as he spoke, Kansas National Guard troops had deployed across the state, with steady-handed demolitions units setting traps on major infrastructure; eager pilots idling...
Umm that's just copy/paste news
Well that witch and her tornado tore shit up. Where were you bums then?
I mean I really like how accurate this is by using General Mohatt. However we don't have bombers we have two refueling wings.
That way Kansas can stay in the 20th century!
I live in Kansas. If I didn't see the onion logo, I would have responded with 'what is Missouri trying to pull now?'
Guard advances against unarmed Liberal fireplug Fireplug turns yellow and wets itself
Watch out for Louisiana... they beside Missouri right? Saw it on a map somewhere... 🤪
That wont save you from Ohio.
Lame socialist states like Kentucky are taking more than their fair share of federal tax dollars from other states that pay more and they get more electoral votes per capita than my state California that pays for everything.
Carry on you wayward sons, I guess?
Who cares about kansas
Missouri turns its gaze towards Kansas, the next, most obvious target in its path to Midwest conquest
good
Ouch
Sadly they were outnumbered 2-1 by the 10 man Arkansas national guard and Kansas has been absorbed into the new state Arkansaskansas
We now know that it must have been Anthony Mohatt who lost all of those years to Kansas so many years ago in 2011, which is another year, but one that happened before today, which is 2020. Such a tragic 'state' of affairs.
They couldn't stop John Brown
Eh, bomb-over state.
Oh we’ll see about that.
KS Resident here - read this without blinking an eye the first time.
PROTECT THE PLAINS!!!
Who in their right mind would want to attack and invade Kentucky for crying out loud?! 😂
Sadly, this headline doesn’t even sound like parody at this point, esp. with that photo. Conservatives reading this are prolly like, “Heck yeah! Glad the national guard is finally coming out to defend against attacks by Antifa!”
They should worry about MO
The 12 seed in next year's tourny better watch out
With the rise of Oklahomic State, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Good, because Ohio had proven to be a powerful conqueror and every state needs to hold them off for as long as possible
Nebraska better not try anything
Any day now, Kansas. Did you hear the shit Wyoming has been talking? I wouldn't take that if I were you.
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