NEW YORK—Saying the film “couldn’t have been released at a better time,” critics reportedly hailed Jungle Cruise Thursday as a thrilling reminder to cancel Disney +. “Action and adventure aficionados will love Jungle Cruise , the movie guaranteed to get your adrenaline pumping as you remember your Disney + subscription…
Jungle CruiseThursday as a thrilling reminder to cancel Disney+. “Action and adventure aficionados will loveJungle Cruise, the movie guaranteed to get your adrenaline pumping as you remember your Disney+subscription is definitely expiring soon, but you’re not sure exactly when,” said ABC News critic Peter Travers, who lauded the film as a “swashbuckling ride” filled with twists and turns that would have viewers on “the edge of their seats” attempting to recall if their subscription was about to auto-renew at the end of the month or if they were still on a free
trial period. “It’s not too often a movie comes around that makes you say,‘Wow, I almost forgot about that.’ Run, don’t walk to go find your laptop and try to remember your log-in password. Trust me, folks: you’re not going to want to wait to hit that cancel button.” Travers added that the film was the biggest wake-up call since theRead more: The Onion »
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Would be funnier if the reviews weren’t so good. What’s wrong with this movie? I thought it was good? alexiswashere8 Just maybe - they are appealing to all the folks who cannot or have not been able to go on cruises due to 2020 COVID & now Delta. Nonetheless, I am looking forward to seeing it on someone else's paid for Disney whatever you call it 😁
it's actually really good I loved it 🥺 I’ve seen so many trailers for this movie and I still have no clear understanding on what the plot is? Every Onion article I read makes me wish the people who wrote this actually had power in the world because y’all are on point about EVERYTHING MixterDavenport this might be too prescient
do satire next I don't have Disney+, or Disney- or Disney in between. I just don't have Disney. MikeElgan Please do so, no more Manalorian, loki, wandavision,.... People acting like Pirates of the Caribbean isn't directly responsible for this
‘Jungle Cruise’ Is a Slow Trip to NowhereReview: JungleCruise tries to make grand cinema magic out of an 8-minute ride, but ends up a plodding, prefab journey. Whenever somethings getting good reviews u just have to find Richard lawsons 😭 he is not easy My issue with the movie, although pretty funny ( can’t lie), was that it was too predictable and kinda lazy IMO, i get that it’s a kids movie but that’s no excuse, there are plenty of kids movies that are damn near perfect, good casting and chemistry tho
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Damn 😂 Is this a remake of African Queen? OnlyVeesAz Why did they make a movie about the worst ride at Disneyland? 😂🤣 I'm wondering exactly who took the Jungle Cruise ride and left unfulfilled because of all of the loose ends. BookGeek809
'Jungle Cruise' movie pairs spirited heroine with pun-slinging skipperIn Walt Disney Co's (DIS.N) new ' Jungle Cruise ' movie, Emily Blunt plays a determined explorer on a mission to find an ancient tree that offers great potential to cure many of humanity's ills.
Review: ‘Jungle Cruise’ Is A Timid, Disappointing Shadow Of Its Cinematic InspirationsThe timid and neutered ' Jungle Cruise ' works so hard trying to remind you of 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' 'Romancing the Stone' and 'The Mummy' that it never affirms its own identity. wow MohammedElaraky
‘Jungle Cruise’ Review: Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt in Disney’s Bumptious Rom-Com Theme-Park JoyrideIn “ Jungle Cruise ,” a Disney adventure that demonstrates how basing a movie on a theme-park ride may now be a more natural occurence than adapting it from a novel, Emily Blunt plays Dr.…
Review: ‘Jungle Cruise’ Is A Timid, Disappointing Shadow Of Its Cinematic InspirationsThe timid and neutered ' Jungle Cruise ' works so hard trying to remind you of 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' 'Romancing the Stone' and 'The Mummy' that it never affirms its own identity. this is terrible news 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Samsung leaks: Z Fold3’s S Pen case, Z Flip3 renders, and water resistance leaks Samsung's Galaxy A52 is getting the August 2021 Android security patch already
Watch Dwayne Johnson Adorably Fanboy Over 'Kick Ass' Jungle Cruise Co-Star Emily Blunt - E! OnlineDwayne 'The Rock' Johnson may have a new competitor at the gym: Emily Blunt! The Jungle Cruise co-stars dished on who really is the star of the film and their 'cathedral-like' workouts.