‘Jungle Cruise’ Hailed As Thrilling Reminder To Cancel Disney+

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NEW YORK—Saying the film “couldn’t have been released at a better time,” critics reportedly hailed Jungle Cruise Thursday as a thrilling reminder to cancel Disney+. “Action and adventure aficionados will love Jungle Cruise, the movie guaranteed to get your adrenaline pumping as you remember your Disney+ subscription…

Jungle CruiseJungle Cruisesubscription is definitely expiring soon, but you’re not sure exactly when,” said ABC News critic Peter Travers, who lauded the film as a “swashbuckling ride” filled with twists and turns that would have viewers on “the edge of their seats” attempting to recall if their subscription was about to

auto-renew at the end of the month or if they were still on a free‘Wow, I almost forgot about that.’ Run, don’t walk to go find your laptop and try to remember your log-in password. Trust me, folks: you’re not going to want to wait to hit that cancel button.” Travers added that the film was the biggest wake-up call since the

 

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Would be funnier if the reviews weren’t so good.

What’s wrong with this movie? I thought it was good?

alexiswashere8 Just maybe - they are appealing to all the folks who cannot or have not been able to go on cruises due to 2020 COVID & now Delta. Nonetheless, I am looking forward to seeing it on someone else's paid for Disney whatever you call it 😁

it's actually really good I loved it 🥺

I’ve seen so many trailers for this movie and I still have no clear understanding on what the plot is?

Every Onion article I read makes me wish the people who wrote this actually had power in the world because y’all are on point about EVERYTHING

MixterDavenport this might be too prescient

do satire next

I don't have Disney+, or Disney- or Disney in between. I just don't have Disney.

MikeElgan Please do so, no more Manalorian, loki, wandavision,....

People acting like Pirates of the Caribbean isn't directly responsible for this

And a reminder to jackwhitehall to sack his agent after being trumped in the poster billing by a snake 🐍

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Damn 😂

Is this a remake of African Queen?

OnlyVeesAz Why did they make a movie about the worst ride at Disneyland? 😂🤣

I'm wondering exactly who took the Jungle Cruise ride and left unfulfilled because of all of the loose ends.

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