Josh Brolin's Butthole Is Sunburned After He Tried 'Perineum Sunning,' And He's Pissed

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'My pucker hole is crazy burned.'

:"Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D. I was reading an article written by an herbalist I studied about yeast infections and other genital issues. She said there’s nothing better than vitamin D. If you’re feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or, if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.

So what's the moral of the story here? First, don't try weird things that people online tell you to do without any research or you might end up burning your asshole.Second, if you ARE going to do some crunchy new internet thing, maybe ask Shailene Woodley for advice first?And Josh... I hope your butthole is back to normal soon.Would YOU ever try"perineum sunning"?

 

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Who’s the idiot who actually TRIED IT!!

Omg 😂

Thank you for reminding me why I hate Twitter 😒

Pix or it didn’t happen

His face doesn’t look burned

Ok, How many black people tried this?!?! I wanna know. Who has the yard privacy to be butthole up like this?!?!!?

If he still had the infinity gauntlet he could just snap his fingers and save his butthole but now you face the consequences all butthole face.. Lol I'm so stupid lol

So the sun did what Ant-Man never could to Thanos' asshole. Good way to end 2019.

LeshoroMohau something to try this December 🔥

🤣🤣🤣

That puts a new spin on culo caliente.

UncleHotep Never heard the phrase 'kick 'em where the sun don't shine'? Come on man!!!!!

'I refuse to believe that this trend was not started by 4chan as a joke.'Brandon_ If i was dumb enough to sunburn my anus, nuts & salami I would hope I wasn't stupid enough to admit it to anyone other than an ER Dr.

I would be too

Damn I thought I was the only one man my anus had been on fire for a week I’ve been sleeping with a latex glove full of ice cubs in my ass

this is exactly what i needed to see

Pissed?Hollywood follows the Lemmings. Wants energy? Find out exercise, sleep, diet give energy not burning privates. Want a tan there? Color it. Wanna buy a bridge?

UncleHotep Josh Brolin's Instagram is one of my favorite things on the internet.

wypipo

the closest the sun will be to uranus

Mine didn't sunburn I just had a major problem with unsquinting..

It looks fatal.

Josh Brolin's Butthole is sunburned after he tried 'Perineum Sunning' and he's not happy. Well, what did he expect to happen other than pain?😲🥴😒🥺

It’s really not supposed to see the light of day you bunch of dummies 🤷🏼‍♂️

Is he trolling?

If butts were meant to get sun they’d be on top of the head

🤡🤡🤡

Taint Tanning!

Dontcha mean his ass is chapped?

Do people have gone from bleaching to tanning. Cool.

He’s hot. I’m ok with this information.

For my fren thatgirlKacy12

that's what he gets

TMI

Dude you’re Thanos. I don’t wanna know that you do this shit.

TMI

You won't be grinning when it leads to perineum cancer.

“Sunshine on your Butthole” 🔈 This years breakout smash hit.

Dude just come out and say you’re gay already.

🎶 That’s what you get when 🎵 you believe everything you read on the Internet.

TMI

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Elaborate plan not to go shopping

fucking awesome! 100GreatChristmasStories

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I’m eating lunch, buzzfeed.

Now we know what Thanos was doing alone on that planet.

Greatest headline of 2019?

The sun was able to do something that Ant Man couldn't do

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