John Bolton: ‘An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An Attack On All Americans’

Jaccal68 Oh when did they move Tonkin Bay to the middle east.🤔

This is the dia-beetus guy

ConnorSouthard So now the onion is just posting direct quotes?

sregora_ EmceeGoCry

I don't think your tax payers would think like that AmbJohnBolton

Isn't this supposed to be satirical?

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John Bolton ( pictured here ) was signing a picture tonthis young man when he had what onlookers called ‘ A violent brain Synapse ) and started beating the kid to a pulp . He stood up and proclaimed he was jesus, kicked the kid in the ribs, and left under protective cover .

I saw the photos, it didn’t look like a bomb, it looked like they ran aground.

Wasn’t he in that movie Cocoon?

Damn.. this sounded real... its not good when satire seems real... smh

You guys are really walking a fine line now. Orson Welles' 'War of the Worlds' GIK

You’re god damn right it is

'They drew first blood, or oil, which is the blood of the American Greatness Machine; livelihoods are at stake!'

Yellowcake anyone?

PresidentBolton is so serious.

It’s like we committed Khasoggi ‘s murder.

Was that before or after 19 Saudi nationals flew our commercial passenger planes into New Yorks’s Twin Towers, Shanksville Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon?

Evil Jim Gordon

Huawei did it? 👀👂🐷

where's the satire?

Sad but true. And one attack on the USA by 18 saudis is an attack from the entire Muslim world.

God, look at that disgusting fuck.

John Bolton is that drunk uncle that all families have. You don't really want to invite him for Thanksgiving dinner cause you know he will ruin it by his drinking.

I thought this was a real article for a sec. This isn't too implausible sadly.

Whodathunk we'd all have even fit on two oil tankers? Not me! Heck, I don't even remember being on any Saudi oil tankers, but tequila does strange and mysterious things...

This person caused a lot of damage to the middle east!

ah-hem, this has been done before....sink the Maine!

When the sounds like the toned down, more reasonable version of the Republican Party.

The Mustache of Death has spoken!

No it’s not.

John Bolton looks like a villain's side kick who no one really likes

Eat shit

Clever. Thanks. Much depth in few words and delivered with a smile at the underhanded utter absurdity and revelatory hidden connection and agenda..

backinyourcavewarmonger

USA showed those Saudi Terrorists we don’t mess around, lmao!

Somewhere deep in Iran is a woman who broke Johnny Boltons heart. Now he wants to kill all of them to get to her!

Since when?

lol exactly. Bolton is the itchiest trigger finger in Washington whitehouse and we all know the GOP GOP would love to get some our soldiers killed so that they can try to win an election

don't report his feelings please

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