MINNEAPOLIS—Admitting that he was really starting to come around on the podcast host and commentator, Greg Torkson, a local man who gets all his news from Joe Rogan, confirmed Tuesday that Joe Rogan was starting to make a lot of sense.
“At first, some of the stuff he was saying sounded pretty far fetched, but the more that I watchedto the exclusion of all other media, the more I realized that there really were a lot of unanswered questions about chem-trails,” said Torkson, noting that he’d been swayed by Rogan’s strident advocacy for legalizing psychedelics and stopping infant circumcision after hearing nothing else for the past several months.
Now do benshapiro and scrowder 🤣
The Onion shills for the Democratic Party
You hurt a lot of fragile egos with this one lol. So many babies in the replies.
Lighten up, Rogan fans.
The Onion used to be funny
like getting your news from howard stern
Put a few people on suicide watch with this one
Rogan is a Rush Limbaugh variant.
Podcasts are the echo chamber within the echo chamber.
The Onion starting to look funny from guy who only gets his jokes from the Onion...
Oddly enough, MSM made no sense to me despite getting all my news from MSM when I was 18/19. By 20, I was mature enough to understand that all MSM was propaganda narrative driven BS. No I don't listen to Rogan, but I'm sure he is better than MSM.
MCAPO511
As opposed to “man” that 100% believed in the Covid shutdowns 🤡
Establishment media mad at Joe Rogan for exposing their bs
Replace Joe rogan with cnn
Onion was so good… years ago…
some phrases make so much sense when you treat adjectives as verbs - 'Rogan had supported fucking Gary Johnson for president.'
ryanh09
Pictured: Bro Burnham
Remember when the Onion was funny, but then started to mystically predict woke insanity?
Again this is my cousin.
I think you hit a nerve 😬
They keep reposting this whenever Joe Rogan is in the news and it really annoys me. I haven't watched his show much but it seems like this is the opposite of what it's really about. He'd probably be very opposed to some theoretical person who only gets their news from him.
Joe Rogan is starting to make a lot of sense to Joe Rogan.
Haha
I would have gone for 'Stephen Colbert' but sure... Rogan Man Bad. He sometimes has on guests whose opinions differ from the opinions that dominate mainstream media. F*ck anyone who supports listening to a broad array of ideas rather than only THE REGIME NARRATIVE. Great stuff.
article pic is slightly more chad version of average Onion writer
Phew. Thank you Onion, you know just what to say to subside the confusion and frustration. You are all saints and deserve a Nobel.
I haven't watched much Joe Rogan but I get the impression this is literally the opposite of his attitude, and he makes it clear that he shouldn't be considered a trusted news source.
Peak Rogan
Flat earth
Get legit cash just by signing up no scam
I believe it's pronounced ' Area Man'
This is funny but I wish it were satire.
Just looking at him you can tell how intelligent he is.....
Imagine Get News From Account Who Capitalize Every Word 😂
🤣🐎🪱
This checks out bro
Joke's too straightforward.
This article could have been about me.
😂😂😂😂
can't wait til a time when this isn't relevant year-round
NobleWolf8x
Not a regular listener, but I have enjoyed some episodes of Rogan's podcast. That said, he would under no circumstances be my 'go-to' for medical advice!
Babylon Bee The Onion
DistortBot
Lame
Imagine getting your news from a mainstream source today. Lmaoooooo that is even worse. The true fools are those who think they are not being fooled.
Remember when you were fun?
It's amazing the lack of individual thinking as I see hate towards Rogan. did you listen to anything he said, his opinion, quite literally nothing he said was unreasonable you groupthink totalitarian freaks who project what you are on everyone else.
Why is it bad that he said that?
Thanks Dr.Rogan.
When you have to look to a comedian for news, you know something is really wrong with the mainstream media.
fruntlinewinner 😂😂😂
July_Towers 😂
jstonge32 This was so fucking funny.
Listen to cum town like an adult
🤣🤣🤣
JesseBaggs lol! So educational!
Has anyone else noticed that the freshly exper-vaxxed are feeling a tad bit insecure-
Is there a name for Joe Rogan stans?
BDaveWalters Without this article I would have thought of barbaric desert tribes in the context of cutting baby genitals. But apparently America is also into baby mutilation.
TheUFOTrail Is that a photo of Ted from Schitt’s Creek?
JohnJHarwood Paging dr joe rogan..
He’s the worst former cast member of a sitcom that had Andy Dick in it.
JohnJHarwood joerogan makes sense to NO ONE. No. One.
JohnJHarwood That makes a lot of sense
JohnJHarwood I shouldn't boast but I've been complaining for years that Joe Rogan is a horse's ass. I don't understand how or why he is so popular.
JohnJHarwood He’s a comedian. 🤦🏼♀️
rogan is right.
You could just replace this with any personality/news source. Not really that clever, but it fits ideologically so people will like it.
He has cool guests but you have to take whatever you hear with a MASSIVE grain of salt
Joe who?
The parallels between this and Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, etc. are striking. I get all my news from the Onion personally.
Here nickykelly91 there's GavinSheedy there
Lefties big mad.
Dont do vaccines but think about dmt
Propaganda Machine working hard!
The subtle dig at the backlash people, I see you Onion.
the fact that libs seriously think people who listen to Rogan will follow whatever he says because they follow whatever the tv tells them is peak comedy
If any one of the “Crazies” kids were sick with cancer they would rush them to the DR...they would believe in science then. If a Dr operated on them they would be COOL with the DR wearing a mask. We’ve known about germs for a long time folks, WAKE UP
Perfect
cc: LifeOfMikePod
The thing about old Joe he would not have cared about what people thought, lets see how the corporate joe replies.
Why is the Fear Factor guy still so popular again? 😂
People who think the onion cool
I hang on his every 100th word
FDA approved ADMA blood plasma center! Tip Ranks “Strong buy” Stanley & Schwab invested ❤️🇺🇸
Damn...there’s a lot of rogan hate in this thread. Why everyone so mad? Maybe don’t repost this article a third time.
The Babylon Bee is way funnier...
I feel attacked
joerogan totally appeals to dumbfvcks everywhere. He is the LCD❗️
holy shit twitter is a cesspool 🤣 I forgot where Rogan claimed to be a health expert. He's a former fear factor host, who does fucking stand up, does great interviews, and overall is a big monkey man. He doesn't pretend he's not that 😂 twitter is a hilariously miserable place
daviddoel The Joe Rogan Experience:
Joe rogan right now
JoeRogan mensa king....
SethAbramson GOOP for men.
DragonflyJonez Thought this shit was a satire site
His attention span could use some work, though.
😂👍
KGBlmfao Joe is an excellent mma broadcaster
Cry harder, libs
Based
I remember when the onion used to be funny. Did all the buzzfeed employees move over to the Onion?
Imagine believing anything that a caveman with a microphone says
AlanTudyk Kickstarter
His listeners buy steroids off randos at the gym but Pfizer is scary
Before you know it, he's going to start thinking that watching UFC makes him an expert on fighting.
Typical Joe Rogan viewer now refers to Rogan as the “squirrel who found the nut.”
Acosta He's crazy about most things but even a stopped clock is right twice a day (infant circumcision is indeed unnecessary).
Acosta Thats as pathetic as getting all your news from a trump
Joe 'anecdote andy' rogan
Acosta Didn’t know who Joe Rogan is but now this all makes sense. Birds of a feather in the IQ department flock together.
Acosta I find it hard to believe that people prefer to listen to the musings of the 'Fear Factor' guy who is/was also an MMA promotor over actual educated professionals and experts.
Acosta i trust Joe's news like Kevin McCarthy's.
brandonbalat
Acosta Fake News Acosta attacking the truthtellers. Sounds about right.
Acosta This would also work if one replaced 'Joe Rogan' with 'Fox News'.
Acosta Nothing about this headline is wrong, even if it is from The Onion.
Jarrettmmr Yeah you guys clearly haven’t listened to Joe Rogan. Im a fan and guess what? I am not white, a conspiracy theorist, a conservative, or a stoner. You guys are stereotyping his audience with no real understanding of the point of his chanel.
GreyDeLisle *white man
FrankConniff and remember, the vast majority of Joe Rogen fans also think hate monger and general awful human Alex Jones is 'fucking hilarious bro'
GazeWithin *Destiny Starting To Make A Lot Of Sense To Man Who Gets All His News From Destiny
SamClench Clenchie is just butt hurt joerogan banked a cool 100 Million while clenchie is struggling with his 55k PA salary to pen his z grade tds articles. TDSISREAL newscorpse
The onion can’t stand Joe Rogans popularity. I smell the burn
Omg why is this so accurate? 😂
SabaTheBabyBlue He prbably does so to avoid confirmation bias! 😶
'Cheerios huh? That's just like jujitsu.'
cftheking Yep, everybody thinks they know what others do all the time, I think they just imagine they actually know real things about others. If a person didn't do something on camera or in front of many witnesses, they are not guilty of that until proven guilty in a court of law you know!
RaulM956 Is it too lat to say...fuck that guy?
Does he also blunts for 15 hours & dicksucks UFC.
This could really apply to any news source
lexfridman 😆
*Me who gets all my news from the onion
Again, real news now. Talk about ghost or dinosaurs cause everything you say sounds real now.
Based
ripsizzla theyre coming for you
I applied this same principle when I tried to get into Steely Dan, but it just didn't work.
BittrScrptReadr Joe Rogan is the functional equivalent of 'Goop for Men.'
aantonop ELK MEAT
As opposed to people who get their news from CNN/FOX? News is not supposed to make sense. It’s supposed to be accurate & delivered without bus. Yes, I realize it is Onion. But I get all my news from the Onion.
Is this guy serious? Wow what an idiot 😑
LaborAgitator 🤬🤬🤬
Finally! 🤣😂
I don't think I've seen a more sensitive group of people than Joe Rogan fans
Still better than msm.
Rogans argument voting for Trump? Doesnt get anymore shallow,'So like brah,seen Biden talk,sometimes he gets tired,I wont tolerate it,by the way I dont know anything, continuing,yeahTrump seems like he knows what he's doing,I just cantstand how he's beingunfairly attacked',?👎wtf
Adele's new crush !
His moronicaudience is fooled by him saying, just want to say I dont know anything,just have endless hours of audio of me,juuuuuust talking,&talking&talking&talking (millions of hrs later)&?,talking,so now he knows everything by1st admitting he knows nothing... nothing,nothing...
Rogan does this nonsense all the time,'so bro any1who seeks me out for advice is an idiot,I just talk&talk,why do they think I know what I say,I don't know anything,Im still impresses by Utube,man,tired too so many hallucinogenic trips,ANYWAYS,so here's my opinion on politics...'
Rogan caters to a consistent audience of teens to mid20s before the brain finishes developing. He wants to admit to being a moron to try & promote lies as truth&swear he's going to fail to run as a🐘later,'So for 50,000 will you eat this moldy rhinoceros D&balls in a snakepit?'😅
aantonop Chem-trails, legalizing psychedelics, stopping infant circumcision, extraterrestrials... One of these things isn't like the others🤔
It's very important to not seek information from anywhere else.
cameron_kasky Sadly I know someone like that.
This you JaredHay?
you guys know you easily could have substituted rachel maddow for joe rogan, right?
Of course! The Onion writes all of Rogans material.
officialtomoko but have you ever tried DMT?
gvodka2 reminds me of you🙂
I like listening to his podcast sometimes but i can still laugh at this bc it’s funny, for people who constantly call everyone snowflakes some of u are real upset about this 🤔
Joe Rogan isn't (& has NEVER claimed to be a News Outlet) This article is a stab in the dark from a FAILED sector (NEWS) to attack an entertainer who they politically disagree with, & think has way too much influence. I used to follow the onion. After this? Culled.
therealbradg Joe Rogin billionaires owned fake news propaganda CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC ETC...
The Onion is making alot of sense lately
aantonop Rohan is the alt-right Eddie Vedder intellectual
FrankConniff Has he apologized for “Fear Factor” yet?
i think is so funny that people still don't get that the onion is a joke like... 💀💀 people are out here getting fucking PISSED over nothing
cameron_kasky This and this but with Fox
Hahahahajahahahaha
Literally a bunch of idiots here condoning in thinking stereotypes are good?🤔😳
CANCEL JOE ROGAN. HE'S DELUSIONAL.
Peep diepie?
Man, that's crazy. Have you tried weed?
HippLlama
Adimsdcr77
friend_robbie
Speaking of Joe Rogan, did you know aliens concocted those charges against Louis CK after he exposed their use of psychedelics on 9/11? The homeless guy outside of his studio told him.
Have you ever hunted an elk?
aantonop Joe Rohan seeks the truth and expose liars and posers- no wonder why u r bashing him
I watched ten minutes of JRE on youtube and now google is trying to sell me guns and hair loss supplements.
That's a first.
aantonop Unlike the talking heads on your favorite three letter networks, he lets his guest talk and doesn`t inject a left or right wing bias.
No single entity gives fewer fucks than the Onion yet these Rogan fans in the comments seem to think they're the ones with just the right level of mediocrity to get these guys to finally shed a single tear. And that, my friends, is the true joke on this one.
blues101man
LOL you guys hate Rogan cuz him and his followers can stand people like you.. once again I'm hoping these microaggressions ain't freaking you guys out.. you know Common Sense is a f*****-up thing
KaizenEnguerra
It's like listening to your dumbest friend after he took 30 bong rips.
I don't want to trigger all you guys with my microaggressions. Lol
Babylon Bee clearly has the better writers nowadays...and better material to mock, from the Left.
joerogan's podcast is for people that think they're too smart for Infowars but are still very low IQ in reality.
Imagine being the lame nerd that wrote this lol
J for Joe Rogan
MikeN2274 brettminieri
LMAO Just left a workplace where there were a lot of these Joe Rogan morons. We listened to some of the shows there and some of the interviews are good if you know how to sift through the BS. The problems come when the really stupid episodes spread a lot of missinformation.
joerogan bro you gotta admit that's funny
Deplorable. 😒
ChongLiMMA coffee is now on my ipad.
Joe Rogan's current opinion literally depends on who he is interviewing at that exact moment.
I love how interchangeable this title is with any shitty right wing pundit
Joe Rogan doesn't believe in chem trails
You have to admire a podcast where the host can slip in a plug for DMT on every occasion.
aantonop Hammodavid
that guy looks like he could use some more steroids and hgh
*Donald Trump
MattBrownM2 Man you guys are super witty and intelligent.. this was hilarious
aantonop LOL i trust Rogan more than MSM... but i trust the Onion more...
I love when Q people say they 'do their own research'. Where?
aantonop joerogan
Uh oh, prepare yourselves for the angry tears.
aantonop I took a 30 day break from all new media and when I came back Rohan’s stupidity was much more apparent. He’s entertaining, but a news source? Yikes
It’s entirely possible
His success is proof u dont need to be good at anything at all.
Haha
You mean a 3 hour in-depth conversation where he challenges the guest. I guess the 4 people yelling at each other in 1/2 hour episodes with commercials is much better
He must know everything about the Haber Method.
Maybe I'm the only one that thinks Joe Rogan is an ill informed pussy. Which ever way the wind is blowing that's the way he's sailing. Good luck to him rich as an astronaut. He fooled you all.
I can’t wait to be the next Joe Rogan
Libs are crying ? 😊😊🤡
He's still a brilliant comedian, and he's reasonable, most of the time, and interesting to listen to. If you only got your news from Joe Rogan, that would be a really entertaining world viewpoint, though! Instead of left vs right narrative, it'd be Bravo vs Rogan!!
Hahahaaaa... even Rogan says not to listen to him, and yet... so many people...
Unpopular opinion: Joe Rogan is incredibly stupid
and thinks dryhumping the confederate flag is entertainment
Haha I love that crazy people think that they can cancel joerogan like he gives a single fuck. Rogan will podcast as long as guests keep coming.
The irony in this is that Joe says almost every episode that he is an idiot and anyone who gets their news from him is also an idiot lol
As it should be.
Love Joe Rogan! Ahead of the times...if you only get your news from main stream media.
Only time I communicate online? Such as,after I biked a few miles & watched Batman VS Superman,only to unfortunately be reminded that, no way this could be close to Frank Miller's Batman,to start a massive argument with anyone who said they enjoyed that movie, until I had my fill
Twitters about what you pay attention to&how you use it, determines your enjoyment. If you use it to read news&jokes& comment, endless hours of fun. But if you use it to actually talk to real people? You'll hate it,because it's Twitters fault?No. Most people are ah&les these days
Preposterous!
Also. Like I've said before. If JoeRogan&BillMaher have such a problem w/Twitter, the least they could do is delete their multiple accounts&I think it boils down to they're jealous of Twitter,since people on Twitter have more self expression from having no sponsors they answer to
richXXIII There are so many earnest replies to this one, and it's so funny to me.
Has he ever tried DMT
ShaneReynPhD Damnit they got me again
Sounds like someone jealous.
Cue the angry Brogans.....
BREAKINGNEWS😃🎤 'MillionsSTORMplasticsurgeons offices,for...correctivenosesurgery, to cureCovid?,after listening to,OH RIGHT,JoeRoganspodcast, fortunately...nonecouldafford it,from?,not being over theage of25,&stillnothaving anyplans'to do stuff,yeahwhatev'&live at home,STILL'😂
fredaazar
Theres no way Im spending my free timelistening to a podcasts on thedangers of...mouth breathing?!,&even during theshow,😅,both admit,yeah they could be completely full of it,but hey,its a podcast,whatever,lets keep it going,if we just sound like we know,nobody can tell anyways😂
I was laughing from that show,from thefact,JoeRoganchooses to supportTrump👎careerending choice&he's stillproudbout it?😂(probablysince he makes+30million a year)&he spends10hrs talking about Covid?,no...thedangers of mouthbreathing,since...thats the threatheaded into2020election
Joe Rogan Experience as your only source of info, would make an amazing alternate universe :)
For the OOTL: Joe Rogan's podcast has a lot of men confusing being curious about/interested in different topics with actual intelligence and learning. And he's wrong about many things.
lukecmahler Lol replies proving the article’s point
If you listen to Joe Rogan you know not to believe everything he says. He said it him self that he’s a dummy and don’t listen to him. He just gives his opinion on the knowledge he has.
I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does - Michael Scott
lol
Funny, but to be fair he dropped the chemtrail thing like 8 years ago
Never fails to make me chuckle that there are millions of people out there who use the former host of Fear Factor as a source for real time commentary
I just find myself rolling my eyes everytime I listen. He’ll never be more to me than the Fear Factor guy. Full stop.
😮 ' ANTIFA is going to murder us with low THC weed' ~Joe Rogan Beware people with bright colored Doc Martins
It's me, I am Man
I too, am entertained by Joe Rogan. But if you add up all the theories he agrees with on his show, you'll find they are all right or they are all wrong.
Rogan has “normal guy” appeal. “Normal” in that sometimes he’s right, sometimes he’s wrong. He tries to figure stuff out, at least.
When I want to know what's up that's who I listen to!!💪🏾
Guarantee you this editor has never watched Joe Rogan’s show.
TheHG55 thphilly3
I occasionally check in on him, zzzzzzz, nothing to talk about with Hannibal Burrrrrass (no, you Google his name, Im just going to wing it,clearly his ass is cold), 'So you shop at Trader Joes? What's that like, maaan?','Oh you want to know?','Sure. What's like for you?'😂😅
I cant listen to Joe Rogan anymore because he's wrong on so many things, admits he's a stupid moron all the time, & keeps on talking, like just because he keeps owning it, in that vulnerability, became smart.
rianjohnson This guy looks like Obi Wan Kenobi
Ironically, people who don't have the attention span to devote three hours to a conversation do appreciate grab and go headlines 🤗
Lol Joe Rogan is every crazy guy at the bar that gas a story about how HE is ahead of the game in life. 'Yeah, actually most people don't realize your penis is also good for cleaning up the drips you make if you use the restroom, why waste paper? Simpltons think in the past'
andres_fdzv :P hay que ver el que va salir con peter schieff jaja
vonbon10
Not sure what to think about this article... joerogan, any advice?
steve85uk joe rogan the leftist caricature is hilarious actual joe rogan is probably not so bad i wouldn't know
Ignorance is bliss on tap
Listening charliekirk11 will fix that.
The pic looks like the male version of Andrew Santino
He just talks to people. My roomate watched him constantly, and I quickly realized his critics have never watched a single episode of his show. How can people be so stubborn and judgemental while pretending to be open minded. It would be funny if it wasn't destroying the world.
cgullion3
😂😂
Joe Rogans success is remarkable. Hes incredibly dim. I think 90% of his interviews are with ex- seal team loudmouths.
rianjohnson Isn't Joe Rogan the guy who disconnected the power steering on his car so he could get an extra arm day in?
Can confirm. This is me. deathsquad bitches
After seeing him wildly go after Crowder in that interview I don’t trust him at all.
rianjohnson Thanks for rt'ing Rian 🤣
Yeah because it's so much better to watch the same corporate journalists on cnn and MSNBC interviewing former CIA agents to weigh in on middle east tensions.
Lmao that pic is absolutely perfect
shickey11 🤣 thought you’d like this
joerogan 😂😂
Thank you for this.
Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.
Who's Joe Rogan?
When you roll a douche bro, a meathead and a stoner into one you get Joe Rogan
You could literally just tweet the name 'Joe Rogan' and I would die laughing.
Haha! Cutting the genitals of children should be illegal though
Funny and true!
I get my news from Joey Diaz madflavor
Yeah it’s called white nationalist indoctrination
I love Rogan and this is deadly accurate.
What is it like knowing reality makes the dankest memes?
Connor McGregor
Like Rogaine you just convince yourself it is working.
Joe Roganany real news with actual facts and research
That’s how it works.
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