Job Became Completely Humiliating So Gradually Area Man Barely Noticed

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CHICAGO—Local resident Stephen Durkee's job at D&L; Media Solutions has become utterly dehumanizing in such small increments that he almost didn't even notice, the 32-year-old office manager told reporters Monday.

Durkee, who has worked at D&L; since 2002, said that dozens of minor policy changes, coupled with his easily cowed personality, have gradually served to make each work day an unbroken series of degrading humiliations.

In addition to the single small raise he's received and the loss of various benefits that have almost imperceptibly contributed to his professional impotence, Durkee's good nature and work ethic have made him subject to domination by both his superiors and peers.By his estimate, Durkee has been guilted or bullied into taking on 34 extra responsibilities on top of his regular duties.

Though Durkee has been stripped to little more than a neutered shell of his former self, he has reportedly started carrying out pathetic, completely unnoticed acts of rebellion in an effort to preserve some shred of what he believes to be his dignity."Sometimes, when I go to pick up [marketing vice president] Mr.

 

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'Besides, I don't want my wife to call me a worthless faggot in front of my friends again,' Durkee added.

Until you pointed it out to him.

This is yet another TRUE headline.

Why you gotta come after me so hard on a Tuesday?

staceeyeewell All workplace woes distilled into a single job description.

I know this is satire but I would appreciate someone reminding me it's satire.

Not satire

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