NEW YORK—Acknowledging that he was now completely bankrupt, comedian Jerry Seinfeld confirmed Friday that he was destitute after pouring his entire fortune into the purchase of a $950 million car. “Yes, it was expensive, but on the other hand,
it’s a really incredible car, which is great since I’ll be living out of it for the foreseeable future” said Seinfeld of the souped-uphe had purchased at auction for a sum of $950 million plus the syndication rights of thetelevision program. “This is an absolutely gorgeous, one-of-a-kind automobile—you can feel the unparalleled power and torque when you pull into the Walmart parking lot to sleep for the night.
It's for his next TV show 'Comedians in my 950M dollar car talking shit about non-commedians who pay to watch us bad mouthing them' They obviously still need to work in the name...
The car runs on coffee and is the perfect car to entertain his next guest
But JerrySeinfeld will always have the memories of dating a 17-yr old when he was 39, which we’ve completely forgotten about as a society
Lazy joke writing. Can't believe you ❤️'d this, davidcrosss Do better. (Honestly you always surpass my expectations. For decades, even. I like you more than Louis CK (RIP⚰️), but slightly less than Bob. Have you known another man to wear a suit and tie so consistently?)
At that price he could buy Long Island.
His hat in the pic is straight 🔥
Mets being Mets will do that to you
Somebody get this man some subsidies quick
Go Fund Me?
At least he has a smile on his face..
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Comedy gold Jerry! It’s gold!
Is there a gofundme?
Well, at least he can his homeless buddies.
i was reading cap.. i though.. wow.. what a hobby..
.JerrySeinfeld I don't know who you did wrong there but they got ya good SpikeFeresten next show topic please
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Someone is not destitute when they own a 950 million dollar car. However still funny
This could have been funny ... but it has Seinfeld in it
Teenage girls can be hard to impress.
It was a Tesla that posts troll memes to twitter every time the auto pilot runs over a pedestrian.
Poor guy
Did he pay cash?
Must have been an NFT of a car
But he can sleep in it. Sell the Manhattan flat. Save on NY parking.
Jay Leno: 'Hold my beer'
but the car makes coffee Jerry!
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