Jeffrey Toobin Can’t Be The Only Person Masturbating On Work Zoom Calls

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How hasn’t this happened already?

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? Will the tape of this event — presumably recorded by WNYC — one day be released? If, during an election simulation, the courts start masturbating, what is that a metaphor for? Could it mean that the election results will indeed be tossed to the courts? Does it mean that theyhave to decide the election and will thus have plenty of free time on their hands, meaning lots of time to put dickstheir hands? Does Jeffrey Toobin know the election results somehow, and has this given him some kind of...

What erotica comes up for a law journalist by playing the SCOTUS? I’ve never once felt horny thinking about John Roberts. In fact, I worry that thinking about him too long may force my body to retract its more sensitive parts, sucking them up into my abdomen like a pink turtle hiding in its shell. Maybe this speaks volumes about where we are — where I am — in terms of global despair. It’s a wretched thing to force a colleague into an unwanted sexual act, but in this context, replete with what sounds like a junior high play about the election, it’s extraordinarily funny. Historically, when men are caught with their pants down there’s often a woman involved who’s not getting justice. Instead, she’s foisted into a high-profile media cycle that destroys her life and reputation.

Every day that the news makes us moan in mirth instead of groan in despair is a gift. Take this gift while you can, buy a webcam cover, and learn to watch porn on your phone in private mode like all the teens are doing. ●

 

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buzzfeed defending a perv*rt, no one is shocked.

This is such a bad take on the MeToobin debacle. Toxic men have some strong defenders, and it turns out, many of them are women, and journalists. We don't need any more 'perspective' on the old 'boys will be boys' nonsense. TimesUp

Is the writer advocating for sexual harassment Is this where we’ve gotten with so called journalism GIRL - have you heard of a little word : consent

A little JO on the JOB //

Great article. I’m in the process of cleaning the loads off of my keyboard and monitor right now. StickyFingers. MrStickey

How often does one have to be doing this to not be able to take a break during a work call? My word.

Slightly heartened by all the replies to this. You've found the one thing we can all agree on, buzzfeed - his behavior is inexcusable and this is a horrible article.

Another hot take by BuzzFeed!

And? That makes it okay? You’re normalizing sexual harassment.

I feel sorry for him. Obviously he didn’t mean to expose himself to anybody. He put some porn on and pleasured himself like millions of other guys do every day all over the planet. It’s not like he was worshiping the devil. Can't we be more forgiving

Wowww

This whole story is actually a hoax started by the Kremlin's troll army. Toobin was targeted because he is an invaluable champion of the Resistance against tRump. This conspiracy theory about his Zoom call has already been debunked by anonymous intelligence officials.

Did you type this with one hand?

proud of you buzzfeed, you have lived upto my expection. only things left to justify are rape and murder, then you will have fulfilled my expectation of you.

No. Normal ppl don’t do this during the very few minutes of a zoom call. Made me think of Bill O’ Reilly talking to Juliet Huddy. Or are you okay with that? Why are you defending this guy? What is wrong with you ppl?

Toobin is a deviant. He's CNNs version of Anthony Weiner. He got a friends daughter pregnant, refused to support the child till threatened with public statement. The only question I have is what the hell is his wife doing staying with this miscreant? Most men would be in prison

Buzzfeed virtues went down the drain. Funny for somebody who has been virtue signaling us. Its sickening

No, most of us are more than capable of keeping it in our pants during business zoom calls, regardless of any erection stimulation from an election simulation or whatever. WTF! How downright juvenile and reckless bad judgement of Mr. Toobin worthy of being terminated.

this is atrocious. No, we aren’t surprised that someone was masturbating (your terms are not cute or funny) during a work zoom meeting. It’s sexual harassment. Don’t normalize it.

Are you fucking kidding me? Has this Twitter account been hacked? No, it's not normal to masturbate while working with colleagues. Trying to normalize this kind of behavior is bizarre. What next - 'Who hasn't sexually abused a co-worker in the office '

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