NEW YORK—In an effort to keep customers apprised of what to expect on their trip, a United Airlines email with the subject line “Information About Your Upcoming Flight” reportedly informed passengers Friday that airplane will go in sky.
“You go up, up, up!” read the informational email in part, confirming that sky was up where clouds are. “Sit down in seat on plane and you fly way high in air where are bird and balloon. Whoosh through big blue sky! Yippee!” At press time, the email assured concerned passengers that airplane not go so high that it crash into sun.
What?!
Clearly not flying Qantas
Useless info… like the direction of the wind at ur destination. Pilots love telling that.
“Later on, it’ll come back to the ground. Hopefully, it’ll do that intentionally and at the place and time we want it to. Otherwise, Whoopsy do!”
They get away with so much nowadays Back in my grandpa's times the planes used to go on tracks. Much safer
Big... if true.
Okay, but what if the engine fails? Will another airplane tow us back to the ground?
Oh thank God I thought it was going to Mars
Amazing what they're doing with airplanes these days.
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Well it's a cross-country flight, so I'll be going in the sky multiple times
This is good information to have... you can never be too sure about creatures with wings.
Wait. What? I’m going on a plane in a few weeks. No one told me it goes in the sky.
banger
Is that Kate Bosworth? I haven't seen her in anything lately. Did she leave Hollywood for an exciting career as a stock photo model?
I love this site.
Also, the airplane engines will go vroom vroom. Plus, them stewardess tiddies go bounce bounce.
YULAOG lol
Holy Molly i read 'fight' lol
Just up then? No landing intended?
Terrifying
How?
I KNEW IT 😳
ok but where did the stock model get her blazer
Very likely without the passenger, as it already left.
Well, that's good to know.
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