Funny is typically a twist on the truth. But the truth is Israel hasn’t built settlements in nearly 30 years. One of the biggest lies of the mainstream media, which I always thought The Onion skewers. Nothing bold about the Onion on Israel. Beyond cliched.
Geez!!!! Not fair
As long as Israel is dealing with those Muslim Terrorists
Cum
'Look, I told the ambassador that the carne adovada was spicy, but he wanted to show off for his boys,' says former Mary and Tito's employee currently being held in Guantanamo after Israel called her a 'master red chili bomb maker for Hamas.'
Super😆
Not sure if this is too soon or too late.
If someone loves Israel,he should give his own land and home to them.Why expect others to give in order to evade being called anti-Semitic
The Onion...making hating jews cool again like it’s 1939 Nazi Germany. Uninformed agenda pushing assholes
Los Pollos Hermanos has Hamas.
squirrel_doom Residents of Albuquerque self vacate their homes in solidarity with Israel. Cite the Bible expecting Jesus' arrival any min.
GarlandNixon Wouldn’t surprise me
palinfoen Lmao
The US is already an ethno-nationalist project so it wouldn’t makes sense to them to be at odds
Israel REALLY likes playing with cement!
elivalley
defend from who?
khilroi AndrewYang, scottsantens, 🧢
Reminder Netanyahu is friends with/participates in holocaust denial/revisionism
'Bold' is one word for this type of ethnically-pure 'settlements'...
Idf going to shut down the onion.
During Trump's rule, the number of illegal Israeli settlers in occupied Palestinian territories grew by 13 %. Now a paper floated inside Biden administration proposes that Biden should give approval for more illegal colony building in parts of W. Bank
For the angry people with goldfish memories:
ByronKopernikus BDS is good, actually
Make Israel the 51st state so they have to suffer with the rest of us.
It’s fine. Apparently the Israeli army is the most moral army in the world and israel is a light unto nations so they will only bling you in one eye if you try to resist.
Harun Abu Aram has been in critical condition since he was shot in neck on January 1st by Israel's occupation forces and paralyzed who trying to stop the confiscating of generator his family depends on.
Segregation under Israeli Apartheid in the occupied West Bank city of Hebron, where less than 1000 illegal Israeli settlers, among the most extremist settlers in the occupied territories, lord over 160 000 Palestinians:
United States funds this with a minimum of $3.8b per year. Statistically it's likely that some of the illegal Israeli settlers in this video are US citizens:
The illegal Israeli settler who committed the Ibrahimi mosque massacre 1994 was US doctor from New York, Baruch Goldstein, radicalized by the Kahanist movement. US politicians like Marco Rubio demand that Israel gets full control of the massacre site.
Since Biden's win, Israel has announced nearly 25 000 new illegal housing units in the occupied East Jerusalem and the West Bank. Only Israel's Jewish citizens are allowed to live in the illegal colonies, even Israel's non-Jewish citizens are forbidden.
According to United States past and current administrations, if Palestinians call for a boycott of these illegal colonies, they 'are singling Israel out', because USA apparently believes that Palestinians should lead an universal boycott movement...
Third time something like this has happened in albuquerque
Daily reality in occupied West Bank, where illegal Israeli settlers (after this video was made) intensified their attacks on occupied Palestinians after an illegal settler teen died in accident on Dec 21st while chased by Israel's own occupation police.
What does Israel do amidst a pandemic? Plan to demolish a health clinic, of course:
Over 100 000 United States citizens live in the illegal Israeli colonies in occupied East Jerusalem, Golan Heights and the West Bank. Colonies where even Israel's non-Jewish citizens are not allowed to live in.
think some folks did this first about 500 years ago
Today in the occupied West Bank:
holy shit. onion going all out today
God I fucking love the Onion
Thank You! With American politics absorbing mediocre attention spans, this is welcome, timely, relevant and just funny enough to keep the ADL busy kicking Palestinians.
That's fine. There's nothing of value there.
marcmaron
Wow!! 👊👍🤪
GET 'EM
We would probably supply them with the vehicles and materials for it, too
Someone is using nails to hung a portrait of jésus, pretty sensitive 😬😬
I am conflicted between this being the worst day to post this and the worst day to post this
That's a lot of meshuggah chutzpah.
khilfish
Nooooooooo! It's holocaust remembrance day you can't make fun of my heckin Jewierinos!! 😂
😂😂😂
this is what it would take for the christian fundamentalists who support the apartheid state to finally care
Wow. You used to be funny.
Spain beat them to it centuries ago.
Damn that Trump.
HearonAmy
They'll learn the real meaning of Christmas. Only New Mexicans will get this.
'Meth business in shambles after Israeli military kills kingpins of Albuquerque's Jordanian mob'
Zionists destroying Palestinians' homes as a celebration. Such resemblance to the Nazi.
Ngl I'm looking forward to the green chile falafel
Qué?
Please don’t give the ideas.
Nigh-perfect satire
😂😂😂
Israeli's use matzo ball instead of wrecking ball to knock down Albuquerque buildings.
It’s Holocaust Remembrance Day.
On Holocaust Remembrance Day. Good one.
Why bulldoze when you can foreclose.
Alright Israel is gonna ban you for that one! LOL If it happens I wouldn't be surprised.
They shoulda made a left when they got there.
Maybe not on Holocaust Remembrance Day?
I feel bad for laughing a little. Fuck Zionists, though.
LeifOtter
Oh, our cucked politicians would totally let this happen to the tee.
Then you do a Jew joke over this and get censored...youre asking for it....
Meth producers hardest hit
They will not that recklessly stupid.
here before people call this tweet anti semitism
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