Technology, Vol 50 Issue 23

Technology, Vol 50 Issue 23

Increasingly Anxious Man Worried Order Confirmation Email Never Going To Come

Increasingly Anxious Man Worried Order Confirmation Email Never Going To Come

10/20/2021 6:00:00 AM

Increasingly Anxious Man Worried Order Confirmation Email Never Going To Come

AUGUSTA, ME—Nervously refreshing his inbox every five to 10 seconds, local man Gabe Hines was rapidly losing hope that his confirmation email from an online retailer would ever arrive, sources confirmed Monday. “Jeez, where is it?” said Hines, mentally berating himself for having closed the tab that contained his…

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joshcuadra how dare you call me out like that What I do is take a photo of the order confirmation on my phone Bro I have the same shirt, got it from Zara a few years back My broken F5 can confirm this phenomenon. checking your bank statement to see if your card got charged 🤔 youonlyrrivonce 👀 Why the fuck am I in this

I feel this Gotta keep that window open until the confirmation comes just in case. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣DEAD!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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oh I've done this He should try different techniques 😂 My entire life.

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