Vol 56 Issue 21, Donald Trump, Twitter, Social Media

Vol 56 Issue 21, Donald Trump

‘I Will Not Be Censored,’ Yells Trump Chaining Himself To Phone Displaying Twitter Homepage

‘I Will Not Be Censored,’ Yells Trump Chaining Himself To Phone Displaying Twitter Homepage

5/29/2020 10:06:00 PM

‘I Will Not Be Censored,’ Yells Trump Chaining Himself To Phone Displaying Twitter Homepage

WASHINGTON—Screaming into a megaphone and threatening to shut down the “biased” social media site once and for all, President Donald Trump reportedly chained himself to a phone displaying Twitter Friday while yelling that he “will not be censored.” “Try as you might, I will not remove these restraints until you take off the chains that you’ve shackled around my God-given freedom of free speech,” said the 45th president of the United States who, after verbally accosting passers by, then proceeded to wrap a thick metal chain around an iPhone, attach a metal lock between the links, and throw away the key. “Today, I dare Jack Dorsey to come down to Twitter HQ, walk out of my phone screen, and face me like a man. Until then, I will place this symbolic duct tape over my mouth, eyes, and nose, and continue to hold Twitter hostage and render it unusable for the entire nation.” At press time, Trump had reportedly urinated into several water bottles, thrown them to the side, and then lit a fire beneath his iPhone while threatening to “burn Twitter and everyone on it to the ground.”\n

WASHINGTON—Screaming into a megaphone and threatening to shut down the “biased” social media site once and for all, President Donald Trump reportedly chained himself to a phone displaying Twitter Friday while yelling that he “will not be censored.” “Try as you might, I will not remove these restraints until you take off the chains that you’ve shackled around my God-given freedom of free speech,” said the 45th president of the United States who, after verbally accosting passers by, then proceeded to wrap a thick metal chain around an iPhone, attach a metal lock between the links, and throw away the key. “Today, I dare Jack Dorsey to come down to Twitter HQ, walk out of my phone screen, and face me like a man. Until then, I will place this symbolic duct tape over my mouth, eyes, and nose, and continue to hold Twitter hostage and render it unusable for the entire nation.” At press time, Trump had reportedly urinated into several water bottles, thrown them to the side, and then lit a fire beneath his iPhone while threatening to “burn Twitter and everyone on it to the ground.”

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Chain himself to train tracks in Minneapolis Also, not literally destroy twitter. Just to clarify Just set up 2 twitter tiers. Free for those who are willing to be subject to fact checking, civility standards and censorship. Pay for those who want to post anything with no limits. - say just $.10 per tweet per follower.

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Stung By Twitter, Trump Signs Executive Order To Weaken Social Media CompaniesNEW: President Trump has signed an executive order aimed at limiting the broad legal protections enjoyed by social media companies, just two days after he tore into Twitter for fact-checking two of his tweets. Experts called the move 'political theater.' Great cause that works both ways so watch out Just one more lawsuit against Trump, one more chalk mark on that long running list of the courts telling him change the constitution just by simply signing a piece of paper. Just another DTT in D.C. Daily Trump Tantrum by a Delinquent Child. How dare you fact check my tweet! I’m show YOU!! What a joke! Another wag the dog moment to divert attention from 103,206 deaths

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Twitter applies Trump fact-check standard to Chinese official who blamed pandemic on U.S. military Twitter said it had added labels to the tweets sent two months ago by spokesperson Lijian Zhao who promoted a coronavirus conspiracy theory. chinamustpay I love Twitter. He doesn't gives a fuck who you are. Respect. OMGOSH. It’s almost like facts matter. How is Trump gonna defend his actions toward Twitter and Twitter’s actions towards China? Do as I say, not as I do?

Trump escalates war on Twitter, social media protectionsBREAKING: Alleging bias against conservatives, President Trump signs an order aimed at curbing protections for social media giants, saying “We’re fed up with it.” Legal experts have expressed doubts Trump can do much by himself, without an act of Congress. You know what to do, Twitter. No dictatorship! It takes a super majority of votes from congress to amend the First Amendment whine whine whine

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